10000 Copies of Windows 10 (2017 Edition) Script W_general WARNING: THIS IS ONLY A GAME! I wasn't being serious through the whole game except this dialog! Whenever you get scared (if this game managed to scare anybody somehow), just keep in mind: THIS IS ONLY A GAME! *Also the entire storyline is fabricated. >OK, I'll not blame the author if my computer >went up in flames. W_malwarebehavior WARNING: this game sometimes simulates malware and bad behaviors of Windows, including random reboots, BSODs and modification of boot items. None of these will really break your computer or eat your files though, unless you're working on a document when the game crashes and reboots your computer (or you have encountered a bug)! If you are not convinced, just play it in a virtual machine or do not play it at all (which is the best choice). Also this game is of alpha quality, so playing in a virtual machine is highly recommended. >Please, do not scare me (disables bad behavior) >(NOT RECOMMENDED) -- >I'm brave enough! W_malbehaviordisabling You are about to disable bad behavior... This effectively prevent you from accessing some achievements and endings. You might want to playing this game inside a virtual machine. Are you sure to turn off bad behavior? > Yes, turn bad behavior off -- > Nope, keep it on W_copyleft Before you modding this game: This game is free software. Basically that means you can take the source code and modify as you like, as long as it is covered by the original license if you release it to public. Also, no warranty of any kind. Read the LICENSE file for details. >NOBODY IS GOING TO MOD YOUR SHITTY GAME! S_w10req As a Microsoft employee, you know you should have been using Windows 10 since its launch! >Okay I'll install Windows 10 right now M_MainMenu > Continue -- > New Game -- > Achievements -- > Options -- > Quit M_OptionMenu > Music 0~10 -- > Sound Effects 0~10 -- > Bad behaviors on/off -- > Back S_background You're a low-tier marketing staff working for Microsoft China. Your boss just found out that Windows 10 had barely reached half of Windows 7's market share in China and he was really bothered by the fact. He then made up the mind to kick all low-tier marketing staff out of their cozy offices and gave each of them 10000 copies of Windows 10 to sell within 90 days. Are you up to the job? I_general +---------------------------------------------------------+ | | | | | | | Image | | | | | | | +----------------------------------------------+----------+ | Text area | | | | stats | | | | | | | +----------------------------------------------+----------+ I_date Day x I_newcityarrival City x Q_jobselect_start You are now out of your office. You don't really know what to do next. Soon you realized that you need to do something for your living. What's your plan? > Just hawking on the streets -> next scene > find a job at a computer store -> your Microsoft uniform looks like a huge threat to the local computer dealers. They refused to work with you. > start a microsoft store -> don't you realized that this is unrealistic? Q_jobselect You are now in city x. What's your next step? > Just hawking on the streets > find a job at a computer store > start a microsoft store Q_jobselect_visited Isn't it great to return to a familiar place! What are you going to do? Q_jobselect_msstore Apparently the employees in your microsoft store knew that you will arrive in advance, and now they are at the station to give you a warm welcome! > fine... thanks? Q_dailyquotafailed You failed your daily sales goal yesterday... Would you like to resign right now, or resign tonight? >I give up -> ordinary game crash -- >Postpone 10 hours! -> nothing Q_wannabigcry Payment will be Whoopsie-daisy! Your sales data have DOUBLED in been encrypted! xxxxx You'll lose your Send ¥6666 worth of Windows 10 Pro job in product keys to this mail address to xxxxx get them back! your_boss@microsoft.com >I won't fall for this scam! ... oh wait they are really encrypted?... (Sending product key: loses ¥6666: game crashes, get secret combination and recover sales data Sending bigcry (a lot of them, each one has 1% chance to terminate this): recovers sales data)