From 9d3c8c0e6e1a7ba43bf3dc19350d1dca68b657a3 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Chris Xiong <chirs241097@gmail.com> Date: Sun, 10 Feb 2019 11:16:07 +0800 Subject: Initial commit. --- err/400.html | 42 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ err/403.html | 42 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ err/404.html | 43 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ err/500.html | 42 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ err/502.html | 42 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ err/503.html | 42 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ err/504.html | 43 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 7 files changed, 296 insertions(+) create mode 100644 err/400.html create mode 100644 err/403.html create mode 100644 err/404.html create mode 100644 err/500.html create mode 100644 err/502.html create mode 100644 err/503.html create mode 100644 err/504.html (limited to 'err') diff --git a/err/400.html b/err/400.html new file mode 100644 index 0000000..140e592 --- /dev/null +++ b/err/400.html @@ -0,0 +1,42 @@ +<!DOCTYPE HTML> +<html> +<head> +<meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"> +<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width"> +<title>Chrisoft::Error!</title> +<link rel="icon" href="/favicon.png"> +<link rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" href="/common.css"> +<script type="text/javascript"> +var link=document.createElement("link"); +var thm=document.cookie.replace(new RegExp("(?:(?:^|.*;\\s*)thm\\s*\\=\\s*([^;]*).*$)|^.*$"),"$1"); +switch(thm) +{ + case "day": + link.href="/colors-day.css"; + break; + case "night": + link.href="/colors-night.css"; + break; + case "auto": + default: + var c=new Date(); + if(c.getHours()>=6&&c.getHours()<18) + link.href = "/colors-day.css"; + else + link.href = "/colors-night.css"; + break; +} +link.type="text/css"; +link.rel="stylesheet"; +document.getElementsByTagName("head")[0].appendChild(link); +</script> +</head> +<body class="TText"> +<h1>400!!</h1> +<h2>Bad Request</h2> +<p>You've just made a really naughty request. Maybe I'll buy you a toy +instead?</p> +<p>--chris</p> +<hr> +<em>Shitty Apache httpd on my shitty sever</em> +</body> diff --git a/err/403.html b/err/403.html new file mode 100644 index 0000000..dab39bd --- /dev/null +++ b/err/403.html @@ -0,0 +1,42 @@ +<!DOCTYPE HTML> +<html> +<head> +<meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"> +<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width"> +<title>Chrisoft::Error!</title> +<link rel="icon" href="/favicon.png"> +<link rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" href="/common.css"> +<script type="text/javascript"> +var link=document.createElement("link"); +var thm=document.cookie.replace(new RegExp("(?:(?:^|.*;\\s*)thm\\s*\\=\\s*([^;]*).*$)|^.*$"),"$1"); +switch(thm) +{ + case "day": + link.href="/colors-day.css"; + break; + case "night": + link.href="/colors-night.css"; + break; + case "auto": + default: + var c=new Date(); + if(c.getHours()>=6&&c.getHours()<18) + link.href = "/colors-day.css"; + else + link.href = "/colors-night.css"; + break; +} +link.type="text/css"; +link.rel="stylesheet"; +document.getElementsByTagName("head")[0].appendChild(link); +</script> +</head> +<body class="TText"> +<h1>403!!</h1> +<h2>Forbidden</h2> +<p>You're not allowed to do that.</p> +<p>I'm so sorry.</p> +<p>--chris</p> +<hr> +<em>Shitty Apache httpd on my shitty sever</em> +</body> diff --git a/err/404.html b/err/404.html new file mode 100644 index 0000000..50b2474 --- /dev/null +++ b/err/404.html @@ -0,0 +1,43 @@ +<!DOCTYPE HTML> +<html> +<head> +<meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"> +<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width"> +<title>Chrisoft::Error!</title> +<link rel="icon" href="/favicon.png"> +<link rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" href="/common.css"> +<script type="text/javascript"> +var link=document.createElement("link"); +var thm=document.cookie.replace(new RegExp("(?:(?:^|.*;\\s*)thm\\s*\\=\\s*([^;]*).*$)|^.*$"),"$1"); +switch(thm) +{ + case "day": + link.href="/colors-day.css"; + break; + case "night": + link.href="/colors-night.css"; + break; + case "auto": + default: + var c=new Date(); + if(c.getHours()>=6&&c.getHours()<18) + link.href = "/colors-day.css"; + else + link.href = "/colors-night.css"; + break; +} +link.type="text/css"; +link.rel="stylesheet"; +document.getElementsByTagName("head")[0].appendChild(link); +</script> +</head> +<body class="TText"> +<h1>404!!</h1> +<h2>Not Found</h2> +<p>You have reached the Void. There's nothing here and your health +just started decreasing.</p> +<p>Run away!</p> +<p>--chris</p> +<hr> +<em>Shitty Apache httpd on my shitty sever</em> +</body> diff --git a/err/500.html b/err/500.html new file mode 100644 index 0000000..a00b0ca --- /dev/null +++ b/err/500.html @@ -0,0 +1,42 @@ +<!DOCTYPE HTML> +<html> +<head> +<meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"> +<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width"> +<title>Chrisoft::Error!</title> +<link rel="icon" href="/favicon.png"> +<link rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" href="/common.css"> +<script type="text/javascript"> +var link=document.createElement("link"); +var thm=document.cookie.replace(new RegExp("(?:(?:^|.*;\\s*)thm\\s*\\=\\s*([^;]*).*$)|^.*$"),"$1"); +switch(thm) +{ + case "day": + link.href="/colors-day.css"; + break; + case "night": + link.href="/colors-night.css"; + break; + case "auto": + default: + var c=new Date(); + if(c.getHours()>=6&&c.getHours()<18) + link.href = "/colors-day.css"; + else + link.href = "/colors-night.css"; + break; +} +link.type="text/css"; +link.rel="stylesheet"; +document.getElementsByTagName("head")[0].appendChild(link); +</script> +</head> +<body class="TText"> +<h1>500!!</h1> +<h2>Internal Server Error</h2> +<p>Maybe you've just crashed my shitty CGI program. +Either report it, or just start abusing it!</p> +<p>--chris</p> +<hr> +<em>Shitty Apache httpd on my shitty sever</em> +</body> diff --git a/err/502.html b/err/502.html new file mode 100644 index 0000000..427c96d --- /dev/null +++ b/err/502.html @@ -0,0 +1,42 @@ +<!DOCTYPE HTML> +<html> +<head> +<meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"> +<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width"> +<title>Chrisoft::Error!</title> +<link rel="icon" href="/favicon.png"> +<link rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" href="/common.css"> +<script type="text/javascript"> +var link=document.createElement("link"); +var thm=document.cookie.replace(new RegExp("(?:(?:^|.*;\\s*)thm\\s*\\=\\s*([^;]*).*$)|^.*$"),"$1"); +switch(thm) +{ + case "day": + link.href="/colors-day.css"; + break; + case "night": + link.href="/colors-night.css"; + break; + case "auto": + default: + var c=new Date(); + if(c.getHours()>=6&&c.getHours()<18) + link.href = "/colors-day.css"; + else + link.href = "/colors-night.css"; + break; +} +link.type="text/css"; +link.rel="stylesheet"; +document.getElementsByTagName("head")[0].appendChild(link); +</script> +</head> +<body class="TText"> +<h1>502!!</h1> +<h2>Bad Gateway</h2> +<p>You've entered the wrong door. Or there's nothing but a wall behind +it.</p> +<p>--chris</p> +<hr> +<em>Shitty Apache httpd on my shitty sever</em> +</body> diff --git a/err/503.html b/err/503.html new file mode 100644 index 0000000..36db91f --- /dev/null +++ b/err/503.html @@ -0,0 +1,42 @@ +<!DOCTYPE HTML> +<html> +<head> +<meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"> +<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width"> +<title>Chrisoft::Error!</title> +<link rel="icon" href="/favicon.png"> +<link rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" href="/common.css"> +<script type="text/javascript"> +var link=document.createElement("link"); +var thm=document.cookie.replace(new RegExp("(?:(?:^|.*;\\s*)thm\\s*\\=\\s*([^;]*).*$)|^.*$"),"$1"); +switch(thm) +{ + case "day": + link.href="/colors-day.css"; + break; + case "night": + link.href="/colors-night.css"; + break; + case "auto": + default: + var c=new Date(); + if(c.getHours()>=6&&c.getHours()<18) + link.href = "/colors-day.css"; + else + link.href = "/colors-night.css"; + break; +} +link.type="text/css"; +link.rel="stylesheet"; +document.getElementsByTagName("head")[0].appendChild(link); +</script> +</head> +<body class="TText"> +<h1>503!!</h1> +<h2>Service Unavailable</h2> +<p>Your maid went on a strike together with my server and me. +Fire her!</p> +<p>--chris</p> +<hr> +<em>Shitty Apache httpd on my shitty sever</em> +</body> diff --git a/err/504.html b/err/504.html new file mode 100644 index 0000000..9be7d8d --- /dev/null +++ b/err/504.html @@ -0,0 +1,43 @@ +<!DOCTYPE HTML> +<html> +<head> +<meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"> +<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width"> +<title>Chrisoft::Error!</title> +<link rel="icon" href="/favicon.png"> +<link rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" href="/common.css"> +<script type="text/javascript"> +var link=document.createElement("link"); +var thm=document.cookie.replace(new RegExp("(?:(?:^|.*;\\s*)thm\\s*\\=\\s*([^;]*).*$)|^.*$"),"$1"); +switch(thm) +{ + case "day": + link.href="/colors-day.css"; + break; + case "night": + link.href="/colors-night.css"; + break; + case "auto": + default: + var c=new Date(); + if(c.getHours()>=6&&c.getHours()<18) + link.href = "/colors-day.css"; + else + link.href = "/colors-night.css"; + break; +} +link.type="text/css"; +link.rel="stylesheet"; +document.getElementsByTagName("head")[0].appendChild(link); +</script> +</head> +<body class="TText"> +<h1>504!!</h1> +<h2>Gateway Timeout</h2> +<p>The door opened, however you saw the whole history of the humankind +through it.</p> +<p>But not the page you are looking for.</p> +<p>--chris</p> +<hr> +<em>Shitty Apache httpd on my shitty sever</em> +</body> -- cgit v1.2.3