From 9d3c8c0e6e1a7ba43bf3dc19350d1dca68b657a3 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Chris Xiong Date: Sun, 10 Feb 2019 11:16:07 +0800 Subject: Initial commit. --- err/400.html | 42 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ err/403.html | 42 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ err/404.html | 43 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ err/500.html | 42 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ err/502.html | 42 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ err/503.html | 42 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ err/504.html | 43 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 7 files changed, 296 insertions(+) create mode 100644 err/400.html create mode 100644 err/403.html create mode 100644 err/404.html create mode 100644 err/500.html create mode 100644 err/502.html create mode 100644 err/503.html create mode 100644 err/504.html (limited to 'err') diff --git a/err/400.html b/err/400.html new file mode 100644 index 0000000..140e592 --- /dev/null +++ b/err/400.html @@ -0,0 +1,42 @@ + + + + + +Chrisoft::Error! + + + + + +

400!!

Bad Request

You've just made a really naughty request. Maybe I'll buy you a toy +instead?

--chris

+Shitty Apache httpd on my shitty sever + diff --git a/err/403.html b/err/403.html new file mode 100644 index 0000000..dab39bd --- /dev/null +++ b/err/403.html @@ -0,0 +1,42 @@ + + + + + +Chrisoft::Error! + + + + + +

403!!

Forbidden

You're not allowed to do that.

I'm so sorry.

--chris

+Shitty Apache httpd on my shitty sever + diff --git a/err/404.html b/err/404.html new file mode 100644 index 0000000..50b2474 --- /dev/null +++ b/err/404.html @@ -0,0 +1,43 @@ + + + + + +Chrisoft::Error! + + + + + +

404!!

Not Found

You have reached the Void. There's nothing here and your health +just started decreasing.

Run away!

--chris

+Shitty Apache httpd on my shitty sever + diff --git a/err/500.html b/err/500.html new file mode 100644 index 0000000..a00b0ca --- /dev/null +++ b/err/500.html @@ -0,0 +1,42 @@ + + + + + +Chrisoft::Error! + + + + + +

500!!

Internal Server Error

Maybe you've just crashed my shitty CGI program. +Either report it, or just start abusing it!

--chris

+Shitty Apache httpd on my shitty sever + diff --git a/err/502.html b/err/502.html new file mode 100644 index 0000000..427c96d --- /dev/null +++ b/err/502.html @@ -0,0 +1,42 @@ + + + + + +Chrisoft::Error! + + + + + +

502!!

Bad Gateway

You've entered the wrong door. Or there's nothing but a wall behind +it.

--chris

+Shitty Apache httpd on my shitty sever + diff --git a/err/503.html b/err/503.html new file mode 100644 index 0000000..36db91f --- /dev/null +++ b/err/503.html @@ -0,0 +1,42 @@ + + + + + +Chrisoft::Error! + + + + + +

503!!

Service Unavailable

Your maid went on a strike together with my server and me. +Fire her!

--chris

+Shitty Apache httpd on my shitty sever + diff --git a/err/504.html b/err/504.html new file mode 100644 index 0000000..9be7d8d --- /dev/null +++ b/err/504.html @@ -0,0 +1,43 @@ + + + + + +Chrisoft::Error! + + + + + +

504!!

Gateway Timeout

The door opened, however you saw the whole history of the humankind +through it.

But not the page you are looking for.

--chris

+Shitty Apache httpd on my shitty sever + -- cgit v1.2.3