From 9d3c8c0e6e1a7ba43bf3dc19350d1dca68b657a3 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: Chris Xiong <chirs241097@gmail.com>
Date: Sun, 10 Feb 2019 11:16:07 +0800
Subject: Initial commit.

---
 err/400.html | 42 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
 err/403.html | 42 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
 err/404.html | 43 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
 err/500.html | 42 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
 err/502.html | 42 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
 err/503.html | 42 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
 err/504.html | 43 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
 7 files changed, 296 insertions(+)
 create mode 100644 err/400.html
 create mode 100644 err/403.html
 create mode 100644 err/404.html
 create mode 100644 err/500.html
 create mode 100644 err/502.html
 create mode 100644 err/503.html
 create mode 100644 err/504.html

(limited to 'err')

diff --git a/err/400.html b/err/400.html
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..140e592
--- /dev/null
+++ b/err/400.html
@@ -0,0 +1,42 @@
+<!DOCTYPE HTML>
+<html>
+<head>
+<meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8">
+<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width">
+<title>Chrisoft::Error!</title>
+<link rel="icon" href="/favicon.png">
+<link rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" href="/common.css">
+<script type="text/javascript">
+var link=document.createElement("link");
+var thm=document.cookie.replace(new RegExp("(?:(?:^|.*;\\s*)thm\\s*\\=\\s*([^;]*).*$)|^.*$"),"$1");
+switch(thm)
+{
+	case "day":
+		link.href="/colors-day.css";
+	break;
+	case "night":
+		link.href="/colors-night.css";
+	break;
+	case "auto":
+	default:
+		var c=new Date();
+		if(c.getHours()>=6&&c.getHours()<18)
+			link.href = "/colors-day.css";
+		else
+			link.href = "/colors-night.css";
+	break;
+}
+link.type="text/css";
+link.rel="stylesheet";
+document.getElementsByTagName("head")[0].appendChild(link);
+</script>
+</head>
+<body class="TText">
+<h1>400!!</h1>
+<h2>Bad Request</h2>
+<p>You've just made a really naughty request. Maybe I'll buy you a toy
+instead?</p>
+<p>--chris</p>
+<hr>
+<em>Shitty Apache httpd on my shitty sever</em>
+</body>
diff --git a/err/403.html b/err/403.html
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..dab39bd
--- /dev/null
+++ b/err/403.html
@@ -0,0 +1,42 @@
+<!DOCTYPE HTML>
+<html>
+<head>
+<meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8">
+<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width">
+<title>Chrisoft::Error!</title>
+<link rel="icon" href="/favicon.png">
+<link rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" href="/common.css">
+<script type="text/javascript">
+var link=document.createElement("link");
+var thm=document.cookie.replace(new RegExp("(?:(?:^|.*;\\s*)thm\\s*\\=\\s*([^;]*).*$)|^.*$"),"$1");
+switch(thm)
+{
+	case "day":
+		link.href="/colors-day.css";
+	break;
+	case "night":
+		link.href="/colors-night.css";
+	break;
+	case "auto":
+	default:
+		var c=new Date();
+		if(c.getHours()>=6&&c.getHours()<18)
+			link.href = "/colors-day.css";
+		else
+			link.href = "/colors-night.css";
+	break;
+}
+link.type="text/css";
+link.rel="stylesheet";
+document.getElementsByTagName("head")[0].appendChild(link);
+</script>
+</head>
+<body class="TText">
+<h1>403!!</h1>
+<h2>Forbidden</h2>
+<p>You're not allowed to do that.</p>
+<p>I'm so sorry.</p>
+<p>--chris</p>
+<hr>
+<em>Shitty Apache httpd on my shitty sever</em>
+</body>
diff --git a/err/404.html b/err/404.html
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..50b2474
--- /dev/null
+++ b/err/404.html
@@ -0,0 +1,43 @@
+<!DOCTYPE HTML>
+<html>
+<head>
+<meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8">
+<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width">
+<title>Chrisoft::Error!</title>
+<link rel="icon" href="/favicon.png">
+<link rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" href="/common.css">
+<script type="text/javascript">
+var link=document.createElement("link");
+var thm=document.cookie.replace(new RegExp("(?:(?:^|.*;\\s*)thm\\s*\\=\\s*([^;]*).*$)|^.*$"),"$1");
+switch(thm)
+{
+	case "day":
+		link.href="/colors-day.css";
+	break;
+	case "night":
+		link.href="/colors-night.css";
+	break;
+	case "auto":
+	default:
+		var c=new Date();
+		if(c.getHours()>=6&&c.getHours()<18)
+			link.href = "/colors-day.css";
+		else
+			link.href = "/colors-night.css";
+	break;
+}
+link.type="text/css";
+link.rel="stylesheet";
+document.getElementsByTagName("head")[0].appendChild(link);
+</script>
+</head>
+<body class="TText">
+<h1>404!!</h1>
+<h2>Not Found</h2>
+<p>You have reached the Void. There's nothing here and your health
+just started decreasing.</p>
+<p>Run away!</p>
+<p>--chris</p>
+<hr>
+<em>Shitty Apache httpd on my shitty sever</em>
+</body>
diff --git a/err/500.html b/err/500.html
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..a00b0ca
--- /dev/null
+++ b/err/500.html
@@ -0,0 +1,42 @@
+<!DOCTYPE HTML>
+<html>
+<head>
+<meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8">
+<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width">
+<title>Chrisoft::Error!</title>
+<link rel="icon" href="/favicon.png">
+<link rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" href="/common.css">
+<script type="text/javascript">
+var link=document.createElement("link");
+var thm=document.cookie.replace(new RegExp("(?:(?:^|.*;\\s*)thm\\s*\\=\\s*([^;]*).*$)|^.*$"),"$1");
+switch(thm)
+{
+	case "day":
+		link.href="/colors-day.css";
+	break;
+	case "night":
+		link.href="/colors-night.css";
+	break;
+	case "auto":
+	default:
+		var c=new Date();
+		if(c.getHours()>=6&&c.getHours()<18)
+			link.href = "/colors-day.css";
+		else
+			link.href = "/colors-night.css";
+	break;
+}
+link.type="text/css";
+link.rel="stylesheet";
+document.getElementsByTagName("head")[0].appendChild(link);
+</script>
+</head>
+<body class="TText">
+<h1>500!!</h1>
+<h2>Internal Server Error</h2>
+<p>Maybe you've just crashed my shitty CGI program.
+Either report it, or just start abusing it!</p>
+<p>--chris</p>
+<hr>
+<em>Shitty Apache httpd on my shitty sever</em>
+</body>
diff --git a/err/502.html b/err/502.html
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..427c96d
--- /dev/null
+++ b/err/502.html
@@ -0,0 +1,42 @@
+<!DOCTYPE HTML>
+<html>
+<head>
+<meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8">
+<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width">
+<title>Chrisoft::Error!</title>
+<link rel="icon" href="/favicon.png">
+<link rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" href="/common.css">
+<script type="text/javascript">
+var link=document.createElement("link");
+var thm=document.cookie.replace(new RegExp("(?:(?:^|.*;\\s*)thm\\s*\\=\\s*([^;]*).*$)|^.*$"),"$1");
+switch(thm)
+{
+	case "day":
+		link.href="/colors-day.css";
+	break;
+	case "night":
+		link.href="/colors-night.css";
+	break;
+	case "auto":
+	default:
+		var c=new Date();
+		if(c.getHours()>=6&&c.getHours()<18)
+			link.href = "/colors-day.css";
+		else
+			link.href = "/colors-night.css";
+	break;
+}
+link.type="text/css";
+link.rel="stylesheet";
+document.getElementsByTagName("head")[0].appendChild(link);
+</script>
+</head>
+<body class="TText">
+<h1>502!!</h1>
+<h2>Bad Gateway</h2>
+<p>You've entered the wrong door. Or there's nothing but a wall behind
+it.</p>
+<p>--chris</p>
+<hr>
+<em>Shitty Apache httpd on my shitty sever</em>
+</body>
diff --git a/err/503.html b/err/503.html
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..36db91f
--- /dev/null
+++ b/err/503.html
@@ -0,0 +1,42 @@
+<!DOCTYPE HTML>
+<html>
+<head>
+<meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8">
+<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width">
+<title>Chrisoft::Error!</title>
+<link rel="icon" href="/favicon.png">
+<link rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" href="/common.css">
+<script type="text/javascript">
+var link=document.createElement("link");
+var thm=document.cookie.replace(new RegExp("(?:(?:^|.*;\\s*)thm\\s*\\=\\s*([^;]*).*$)|^.*$"),"$1");
+switch(thm)
+{
+	case "day":
+		link.href="/colors-day.css";
+	break;
+	case "night":
+		link.href="/colors-night.css";
+	break;
+	case "auto":
+	default:
+		var c=new Date();
+		if(c.getHours()>=6&&c.getHours()<18)
+			link.href = "/colors-day.css";
+		else
+			link.href = "/colors-night.css";
+	break;
+}
+link.type="text/css";
+link.rel="stylesheet";
+document.getElementsByTagName("head")[0].appendChild(link);
+</script>
+</head>
+<body class="TText">
+<h1>503!!</h1>
+<h2>Service Unavailable</h2>
+<p>Your maid went on a strike together with my server and me.
+Fire her!</p>
+<p>--chris</p>
+<hr>
+<em>Shitty Apache httpd on my shitty sever</em>
+</body>
diff --git a/err/504.html b/err/504.html
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..9be7d8d
--- /dev/null
+++ b/err/504.html
@@ -0,0 +1,43 @@
+<!DOCTYPE HTML>
+<html>
+<head>
+<meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8">
+<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width">
+<title>Chrisoft::Error!</title>
+<link rel="icon" href="/favicon.png">
+<link rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" href="/common.css">
+<script type="text/javascript">
+var link=document.createElement("link");
+var thm=document.cookie.replace(new RegExp("(?:(?:^|.*;\\s*)thm\\s*\\=\\s*([^;]*).*$)|^.*$"),"$1");
+switch(thm)
+{
+	case "day":
+		link.href="/colors-day.css";
+	break;
+	case "night":
+		link.href="/colors-night.css";
+	break;
+	case "auto":
+	default:
+		var c=new Date();
+		if(c.getHours()>=6&&c.getHours()<18)
+			link.href = "/colors-day.css";
+		else
+			link.href = "/colors-night.css";
+	break;
+}
+link.type="text/css";
+link.rel="stylesheet";
+document.getElementsByTagName("head")[0].appendChild(link);
+</script>
+</head>
+<body class="TText">
+<h1>504!!</h1>
+<h2>Gateway Timeout</h2>
+<p>The door opened, however you saw the whole history of the humankind
+through it.</p>
+<p>But not the page you are looking for.</p>
+<p>--chris</p>
+<hr>
+<em>Shitty Apache httpd on my shitty sever</em>
+</body>
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