From e5ec03bbcff7315fae078fec1c8b487642b8010e Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Chris Xiong Date: Sat, 22 Jun 2024 21:45:52 -0400 Subject: New error documents. --- err/400.html | 42 ------------------------------------------ err/403.html | 42 ------------------------------------------ err/404.html | 43 ------------------------------------------- err/500.html | 42 ------------------------------------------ err/502.html | 42 ------------------------------------------ err/503.html | 42 ------------------------------------------ err/504.html | 43 ------------------------------------------- 7 files changed, 296 deletions(-) delete mode 100644 err/400.html delete mode 100644 err/403.html delete mode 100644 err/404.html delete mode 100644 err/500.html delete mode 100644 err/502.html delete mode 100644 err/503.html delete mode 100644 err/504.html (limited to 'err') diff --git a/err/400.html b/err/400.html deleted file mode 100644 index 140e592..0000000 --- a/err/400.html +++ /dev/null @@ -1,42 +0,0 @@ - - - - - -Chrisoft::Error! - - - - - -

400!!

Bad Request

You've just made a really naughty request. Maybe I'll buy you a toy -instead?

--chris

-Shitty Apache httpd on my shitty sever - diff --git a/err/403.html b/err/403.html deleted file mode 100644 index dab39bd..0000000 --- a/err/403.html +++ /dev/null @@ -1,42 +0,0 @@ - - - - - -Chrisoft::Error! - - - - - -

403!!

Forbidden

You're not allowed to do that.

I'm so sorry.

--chris

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404!!

Not Found

You have reached the Void. There's nothing here and your health -just started decreasing.

Run away!

--chris

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500!!

Internal Server Error

Maybe you've just crashed my shitty CGI program. -Either report it, or just start abusing it!

--chris

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502!!

Bad Gateway

You've entered the wrong door. Or there's nothing but a wall behind -it.

--chris

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503!!

Service Unavailable

Your maid went on a strike together with my server and me. -Fire her!

--chris

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504!!

Gateway Timeout

The door opened, however you saw the whole history of the humankind -through it.

But not the page you are looking for.

--chris

-Shitty Apache httpd on my shitty sever - -- cgit v1.2.3