linguae
ipa-0
This user does not understand the International Phonetic Alphabet.
en-0
This user does not understand English (or understands it with considerable difficulty).
fr-0
Cet utilisateur ne comprend pas le français ou seulement avec des difficultés notables.
la-0
HIC·VSOR·LINGVAM·LATINAM·NON·INTELLEGIT·AVT·EAM·INTELLEGIT·AEGRE.
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This about page contains sarcasm.
res meae
cs.PL
This user is a computer scientist wannabe.
This user was into competitive programming once upon a time.
UTC-4 UTC-5
The zoneinfo entry for this user's localtime is America/New_York.
TETRA-PHOBIA
This user is of Chinese ancestry.
слово
This user allegedly has partial Slavic ancestry.
1997
This user is a "Zillennial".
This user has a heart condition.
This user is not the late Queen of the United Kingdom, but still likes hats.
多行不義必自斃。
Unjust is doomed to destruction.
programmatura
⌨️
This user can type at 90 WPM.
This user uses Gentoo Linux.
This user runs Debian GNU/Linux on servers.
This user also uses Arch Linux, by the way.
This user runs Microsoft Windows under duress.
This user dreads macOS and all post-2015 Apple products.
This website is tested on Firefox and Chromium.
This website is readable with
Lynx and the like.
apparatus
This user owns multiple ThinkPad laptops.
This user has a laptop made by Framework Computer Inc.
This user has a PowerBook G4 but doesn't really use it any more.
This user owns more than a dozen Raspberry Pi boards.
This user has a bunch of hardware synthesizers and doesn't know what to do with them.
This user has performed component-level repairs on electronics and supports the right to repair.
ioci
This user might be somewhat addicted to Minecraft.
This user was an avid player of shooting games from the Touhou Project.
... but stopped playing because of massive skill issues.
This user is a music producer (sometimes).
This user plays the piano (rarely).
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This space is for rent.
linguae programmationis
ASM-0
This user does not understand assembly (or does not want to program in it).
BASIC-0
This user does not understand BASIC (or does not want to program in it).
C-0
This user does not understand C (or does not want to program in it).
C++-0
This user does not understand C++ (or does not want to program in it).
hs-0
This user does not understand Haskell (or does not want to program in it).
Java-0
This user does not understand Java (or does not want to program in it).
js-0
This user does not understand JavaScript (or does not want to program in it).
ml-0
This user does not understand ML (or does not want to program in it).
lua-0
This user does not understand Lua (or does not want to program in it).
lisp-0
This user does not understand Lisp (or does not want to program in it).
pas-0
This user does not understand Pascal (or does not want to program in it).
php-0
This user does not understand PHP (or does not want to program in it).
py-0
This user does not understand Python (or does not want to program in it).
rs-0
This user does not understand Rust (or does not want to program in it).
conexiones
Send your complaints to chris@pineapple.cat
Or to this alternative address if you can decipher it: echo '49:CDac`_hfo8>2:=]4@>' | tr '\!-~' 'P-~\!-O'
[ m ]
This user is on Matrix
@chirs241097:matrix.org
frequenter allatae quaestiunculae
Q1: Why is it "chirs241097" instead of "chris241097" in your usernames?
A1: That was an old typo...
However according to the Haskell tutorial found at haskell.org,
"chirs" == sort "chris"
and is her twin nemesis. So that was an unintended, but appreciated side-effect.
Why did I use "her" here? I wish I had an answer for you!
Q2: Why do the pages on your site look so ugly?
A2: The reason is simple but "irrefutable": I simply like this style.
Q3: What the hell is the favicon of your site?
A3: Well, it's something I cobbled together in a minute, half of which was me
picking the color :).
