{ "title":"Are you an Apple fanboy/fangirl?", "question":[ { "initialization":[ { "c":"", "s":"have_ios = + 0" }, { "c":"", "s":"have_iph = + 0" }, { "c":"", "s":"airpods_sane = + 0" } ], "precond":"", "type":"multi", "caption":"I have an/a...", "choice":[ { "caption":"iPod (original/Photo/Classic)/iPod mini/iPod Nano (1G~5G)/iPod Shuffle", "setp":[ { "c":"", "s":"score = + score + 1" } ], "setn":[] }, { "caption":"iPod Nano (6G, 7G)/iPod touch", "setp":[ { "c":"", "s":"score = + score + 1.5" } ], "setn":[] }, { "caption":"iPhone", "setp":[ { "c":"", "s":"score = + score + 1.5" }, { "c":"", "s":"have_ios = + 1" }, { "c":"", "s":"have_iph = + 1" } ], "setn":[] }, { "caption":"iPhone X", "setp":[ { "c":"| have_iph gt 0", "s":"score = + score + 2" }, { "c":"| have_iph lt 1", "s":"score = + score + 3.5" }, { "c":"", "s":"have_ios = + 1" } ], "setn":[] }, { "caption":"iPad original/Mini/Air", "setp":[ { "c":"", "s":"score = + score + 2" }, { "c":"", "s":"have_ios = + 1" } ], "setn":[] }, { "caption":"iPad Pro", "setp":[ { "c":"", "s":"score = + score + 2.5" }, { "c":"", "s":"have_ios = + 1" } ], "setn":[] }, { "caption":"Apple Watch", "setp":[ { "c":"| have_ios gt 0", "s":"score = + score + 5" }, { "c":"| have_ios lt 1", "s":"score = + score + 105" }, { "c":"", "s":"airpods_sane = + 1" } ], "setn":[] }, { "caption":"Macintosh before 1998", "setp":[ { "c":"", "s":"score = + score - 2" } ], "setn":[] }, { "caption":"PowerBook or Power Mac", "setp":[ { "c":"", "s":"score = + score + 0" } ], "setn":[] }, { "caption":"MacBook", "setp":[ { "c":"", "s":"score = + score + 2" }, { "c":"", "s":"airpods_sane = + 1" } ], "setn":[] }, { "caption":"MacBook Air/Pro", "setp":[ { "c":"", "s":"score = + score + 1.5" }, { "c":"", "s":"airpods_sane = + 1" } ], "setn":[] }, { "caption":"iMac", "setp":[ { "c":"", "s":"score = + score + 2" }, { "c":"", "s":"airpods_sane = + 1" } ], "setn":[] }, { "caption":"Mac Pro", "setp":[ { "c":"", "s":"score = + score + 2.5" }, { "c":"", "s":"airpods_sane = + 1" } ], "setn":[] }, { "caption":"Air Pods", "setp":[ { "c":"| airpods_sane gt 0", "s":"score = + score + 10" }, { "c":"| airpods_sane lt 1", "s":"score = + score + 110" } ], "setn":[] }, { "caption":"HomePod", "setp":[ { "c":"| have_ios gt 0", "s":"score = + score + 7" }, { "c":"| have_ios lt 1", "s":"score = + score + 107" } ], "setn":[] } ] }, { "initialization":[], "precond":"", "type":"single", "caption":"I use Apple products because I am so dumb that I don't know how to use products from other vendors", "choice":[ { "caption":"yes", "setp":[ { "c":"", "s":"score = + score - 10" } ], "setn":[] }, { "caption":"no", "setp":[ { "c":"", "s":"score = + score + 0" } ], "setn":[] } ] }, { "initialization":[], "precond":"", "type":"single", "caption":"I use Apple products because they are far more superior than any other vendors' products", "choice":[ { "caption":"yes", "setp":[ { "c":"", "s":"score = + score + 8" } ], "setn":[] }, { "caption":"no", "setp":[ { "c":"", "s":"score = + score + 0" } ], "setn":[] } ] }, { "initialization":[], "precond":"", "type":"single", "caption":"I think Apple's products are worth all that money", "choice":[ { "caption":"yes", "setp":[ { "c":"", "s":"score = + score + 5" } ], "setn":[] }, { "caption":"no", "setp":[ { "c":"", "s":"score = + score - 1" } ], "setn":[] } ] }, { "initialization":[], "precond":"", "type":"single", "caption":"Apple products suck, I have to use them for my work however", "choice":[ { "caption":"yes", "setp":[ { "c":"", "s":"score = + score - 7.5" } ], "setn":[] }, { "caption":"no", "setp":[ { "c":"", "s":"score = + score + 0" } ], "setn":[] } ] }, { "initialization":[], "precond":"", "type":"single", "caption":"I think Apple respects my freedom and privacy", "choice":[ { "caption":"yes", "setp":[ { "c":"", "s":"score = + score + 10" } ], "setn":[] }, { "caption":"no", "setp":[ { "c":"", "s":"score = + score - 2" } ], "setn":[] } ] }, { "initialization":[], "precond":"", "type":"single", "caption":"I bought refurbished Apple products because...", "choice":[ { "caption":"I can't afford a normal Apple product but I really want one", "setp":[ { "c":"", "s":"score = + score + 2" } ], "setn":[] }, { "caption":"Finally there's an Apple product that falls into my affordable range. I took it into consideration.", "setp":[ { "c":"", "s":"score = + score - 2" } ], "setn":[] }, { "caption":"I do not.", "setp":[ { "c":"", "s":"score = + score + 0" } ], "setn":[] } ] }, { "initialization":[], "precond":"", "type":"single", "caption":"Keyboard on a MacBook (late 2016 and onward) is reliable and satisfying", "choice":[ { "caption":"yes", "setp":[ { "c":"", "s":"score = + score + 1" } ], "setn":[] }, { "caption":"no", "setp":[ { "c":"", "s":"score = + score - 1" } ], "setn":[] }, { "caption":"I've never tried that", "setp":[ { "c":"", "s":"score = + score + 0" } ], "setn":[] } ] }, { "initialization":[], "precond":"", "type":"single", "caption":"I think that Apple products are more secure and resistant to malware attacks.", "choice":[ { "caption":"yes", "setp":[ { "c":"", "s":"score = + score + 2" } ], "setn":[] }, { "caption":"no", "setp":[ { "c":"", "s":"score = + score - 2" } ], "setn":[] } ] }, { "initialization":[], "precond":"", "type":"single", "caption":"I am an Apple fanboy/fangirl.", "choice":[ { "caption":"yes", "setp":[ { "c":"", "s":"score = + score + 1" } ], "setn":[] }, { "caption":"no", "setp":[ { "c":"", "s":"score = + score - 1" } ], "setn":[] } ] } ], "verdict":[ { "caption":"

Apple Hater.

This world needs more sanity like you.

", "precond":"| score lt -4" }, { "caption":"

What Apple?

Just stay this way.

", "precond":"| score geq -4 & score lt 4" }, { "caption":"

Apple Adorer.

No.

", "precond":"| score geq 4 & score lt 7" }, { "caption":"

Apple Fan.

Stop it. Get some help.

https://youtu.be/fkkDvKGcNSo?t=1081

", "precond":"| score geq 7 & score lt 20" }, { "caption":"

Incurable Apple Fan.

Fuck off. Nothing will help.

", "precond":"| score geq 20" } ] }