Chrisoft::Blog

转写前言

看到此篇日期比这个博客系统诞生还早的文章的你请不要恐慌。这是我高中三年级写的一篇沙雕文章。原文以我的除自己之外无人可以辨认的手写体记录于高中考试时所发的草稿纸上。今天（2021年6月26日）转写出来，供世人鄙视。

diff --git a/blog/post/2015-10-29.html b/blog/post/2015-10-29.html index 34ac28b..248cdd4 100644 --- a/blog/post/2015-10-29.html +++ b/blog/post/2015-10-29.html @@ -2,7 +2,9 @@ -Chrisoft::Blog +Chrisoft::Blog(r#"noname01.pas") + + diff --git a/blog/post/2015-10-30.html b/blog/post/2015-10-30.html index 14db966..ea8bf9a 100644 --- a/blog/post/2015-10-30.html +++ b/blog/post/2015-10-30.html @@ -2,7 +2,9 @@ -Chrisoft::Blog +Chrisoft::Blog(r#"First CCPC sightseeing tour") + + diff --git a/blog/post/2015-10-31.html b/blog/post/2015-10-31.html index 09fc138..5bb0792 100644 --- a/blog/post/2015-10-31.html +++ b/blog/post/2015-10-31.html @@ -2,7 +2,9 @@ -Chrisoft::Blog +Chrisoft::Blog(r#"大学入学两个月了……") + + diff --git a/blog/post/2015-11-01.html b/blog/post/2015-11-01.html index f0f7f08..de29ca8 100644 --- a/blog/post/2015-11-01.html +++ b/blog/post/2015-11-01.html @@ -2,7 +2,9 @@ -Chrisoft::Blog +Chrisoft::Blog(r#"Hackathon 2015乱搞记") + + diff --git a/blog/post/2015-11-22.html b/blog/post/2015-11-22.html index ab9d44b..2397590 100644 --- a/blog/post/2015-11-22.html +++ b/blog/post/2015-11-22.html @@ -2,7 +2,9 @@ -Chrisoft::Blog +Chrisoft::Blog(r#"Raspberry Pi2 初体验") + + diff --git a/blog/post/2015-12-20.html b/blog/post/2015-12-20.html index 57b2c02..1fdebe9 100644 --- a/blog/post/2015-12-20.html +++ b/blog/post/2015-12-20.html @@ -2,7 +2,9 @@ -Chrisoft::Blog +Chrisoft::Blog(r#"忙") + + diff --git a/blog/post/2015-12-23.html b/blog/post/2015-12-23.html index e34d3d2..81d196f 100644 --- a/blog/post/2015-12-23.html +++ b/blog/post/2015-12-23.html @@ -2,7 +2,9 @@ -Chrisoft::Blog +Chrisoft::Blog(r#"Chris' First Development Blog") + + diff --git a/blog/post/2015-12-27.html b/blog/post/2015-12-27.html index 6126cec..a4969b6 100644 --- a/blog/post/2015-12-27.html +++ b/blog/post/2015-12-27.html @@ -2,7 +2,9 @@ -Chrisoft::Blog +Chrisoft::Blog(r#"QMidiPlayer got its repo") + + diff --git a/blog/post/2016-01-03.html b/blog/post/2016-01-03.html index 191069c..e627332 100644 --- a/blog/post/2016-01-03.html +++ b/blog/post/2016-01-03.html @@ -2,7 +2,9 @@ -Chrisoft::Blog +Chrisoft::Blog(r#"The Design and The Real Product") + + diff --git a/blog/post/2016-01-16.html b/blog/post/2016-01-16.html index e6c945f..0c4fb02 100644 --- a/blog/post/2016-01-16.html +++ b/blog/post/2016-01-16.html @@ -2,7 +2,9 @@ -Chrisoft::Blog +Chrisoft::Blog(r#"QMidiPlayer Progress-2016-01-16") + + diff --git a/blog/post/2016-01-25.html b/blog/post/2016-01-25.html index c311c37..b5101a8 100644 --- a/blog/post/2016-01-25.html +++ b/blog/post/2016-01-25.html @@ -2,7 +2,9 @@ -Chrisoft::Blog +Chrisoft::Blog(r#"放假...") + + diff --git a/blog/post/2016-02-14.html b/blog/post/2016-02-14.html index b673fe5..d8d156e 100644 --- a/blog/post/2016-02-14.html +++ b/blog/post/2016-02-14.html @@ -2,7 +2,9 @@ -Chrisoft::Blog +Chrisoft::Blog(r#"Why Do I Prefer a Computer over a Girlfriend/<s>(Boyfriend)</s>") + + diff --git a/blog/post/2016-02-18.html b/blog/post/2016-02-18.html index 8cad5b8..396151e 100644 --- a/blog/post/2016-02-18.html +++ b/blog/post/2016-02-18.html @@ -2,7 +2,9 @@ -Chrisoft::Blog +Chrisoft::Blog(r#"Cross Noodles Recooked") + + diff --git a/blog/post/2016-03-26.html b/blog/post/2016-03-26.html index 9216327..1ddbc0b 100644 --- a/blog/post/2016-03-26.html +++ b/blog/post/2016-03-26.html @@ -2,7 +2,9 @@ -Chrisoft::Blog +Chrisoft::Blog(r#"ACM校赛水题组酱油记") + + diff --git a/blog/post/2016-04-09.html b/blog/post/2016-04-09.html index 9cda65b..30e31de 100644 --- a/blog/post/2016-04-09.html +++ b/blog/post/2016-04-09.html @@ -2,7 +2,9 @@ -Chrisoft::Blog +Chrisoft::Blog(r#"The MIDI File Format Specification and MIDI Implementation in QMidiPlayer") + + diff --git a/blog/post/2016-05-12.html b/blog/post/2016-05-12.html index 7c935ae..0daab47 100644 --- a/blog/post/2016-05-12.html +++ b/blog/post/2016-05-12.html @@ -2,7 +2,9 @@ -Chrisoft::Blog +Chrisoft::Blog(r#"ThinkPad X1 Yoga初体验") + + diff --git a/blog/post/2016-06-21.html b/blog/post/2016-06-21.html index b8fbed3..15a7a73 100644 --- a/blog/post/2016-06-21.html +++ b/blog/post/2016-06-21.html @@ -2,7 +2,9 @@ -Chrisoft::Blog +Chrisoft::Blog(r#"Trash dump for the first academic year") + + diff --git a/blog/post/2016-09-24.html b/blog/post/2016-09-24.html index 3094dd9..b2410c8 100644 --- a/blog/post/2016-09-24.html +++ b/blog/post/2016-09-24.html @@ -2,7 +2,9 @@ -Chrisoft::Blog +Chrisoft::Blog(r#"2-in-1") + + diff --git a/blog/post/2017-01-09.html b/blog/post/2017-01-09.html index a46fb94..528c9d3 100644 --- a/blog/post/2017-01-09.html +++ b/blog/post/2017-01-09.html @@ -2,7 +2,9 @@ -Chrisoft::Blog +Chrisoft::Blog(r#"[多大图警告]终究还是改不了修电脑的命") + + diff --git a/blog/post/2017-01-18.html b/blog/post/2017-01-18.html index eeffb11..7ed3b28 100644 --- a/blog/post/2017-01-18.html +++ b/blog/post/2017-01-18.html @@ -2,7 +2,9 @@ -Chrisoft::Blog +Chrisoft::Blog(r#"Trash dump for the third semester") + + diff --git a/blog/post/2017-02-13.html b/blog/post/2017-02-13.html index 041ad7b..5a043b3 100644 --- a/blog/post/2017-02-13.html +++ b/blog/post/2017-02-13.html @@ -2,7 +2,9 @@ -Chrisoft::Blog +Chrisoft::Blog(r#"[多大图警告]ls /dev") + + @@ -49,7 +51,7 @@ function ol()

Table of Contents +

Overview

Actively used devices

/dev/computer/srv0 -> ../comp7
- Gallery
/dev/computer/tio0 -> ../comp6
/dev/mobi/mob0 -> ../mobi7
- UPD 2017-03-12
/dev/mobi/mob0 -> ../mobi8
/dev/mobi/ipod0 -> ../ipod0
/dev/arm/rpi0 -> ../rpi0
/dev/printer/lp0 -> ../lp0
/dev/input/kb0 -> ../uhid0

Deprecated/Inactive devices

/dev/comp0../dev/comp4
/dev/mobi0../dev/mobi6

diff --git a/blog/post/2017-04-11.html b/blog/post/2017-04-11.html index 6bb5472..e23e514 100644 --- a/blog/post/2017-04-11.html +++ b/blog/post/2017-04-11.html @@ -2,7 +2,9 @@ -Chrisoft::Blog +Chrisoft::Blog(r#"SBS 2.0 is now the default blog browser") + + diff --git a/blog/post/2017-05-08.html b/blog/post/2017-05-08.html index 19c6880..d02f7f7 100644 --- a/blog/post/2017-05-08.html +++ b/blog/post/2017-05-08.html @@ -2,7 +2,9 @@ -Chrisoft::Blog +Chrisoft::Blog(r#"2017省赛流水帐") + + diff --git a/blog/post/2017-06-09.html b/blog/post/2017-06-09.html index 9914a8d..219f33d 100644 --- a/blog/post/2017-06-09.html +++ b/blog/post/2017-06-09.html @@ -2,7 +2,9 @@ -Chrisoft::Blog +Chrisoft::Blog(r#"Fuck Windows et cetera") + + diff --git a/blog/post/2017-06-29.html b/blog/post/2017-06-29.html index 0cf2418..7f6bcc6 100644 --- a/blog/post/2017-06-29.html +++ b/blog/post/2017-06-29.html @@ -2,7 +2,9 @@ -Chrisoft::Blog +Chrisoft::Blog(r#"Trash dump for the fourth semester") + + @@ -51,7 +53,7 @@ article h2,article h3{border-bottom:1px solid #c0c0c0;overflow:hidden;}

Table of Contents +

课程相关

ACM相关

校赛
- 榜单
- 「Net Celebrity」？？
省赛
陕西邀请赛
实验室没收与暑期集训
真的成为运维了？
以后我们还存在吗？ & 再谈SDU对ACM的态度
170722补
Yet Another addition...

各种坑

QMP
SMELT
chrisoft.org
其他

弃用QQ与Reddit中毒 & SNS

Gaming? WTF?

「Freedom」

2017-08-23补记
Who controls who
Myths about the GPL
Attempted assassination by Open Source
Closing this part

接着婊辣鸡专科学校

山东挖地大学
山东inf个校区大学
山东草(4)房子大学
山东不准坐高铁大学
Closing...

Other random stuff

贴吧 & Ballance
「实名制」
"The Hatred"

生活垃圾

宿舍？寝室？
Side B

diff --git a/blog/post/2017-11-25.html b/blog/post/2017-11-25.html index 55441b4..77ce355 100644 --- a/blog/post/2017-11-25.html +++ b/blog/post/2017-11-25.html @@ -2,7 +2,9 @@ -Chrisoft::Blog +Chrisoft::Blog(r#"A short post on Cakewalk's death and my music production") + + diff --git a/blog/post/2017-12-21.html b/blog/post/2017-12-21.html index 50d948e..b210aa9 100644 --- a/blog/post/2017-12-21.html +++ b/blog/post/2017-12-21.html @@ -2,7 +2,9 @@ -Chrisoft::Blog +Chrisoft::Blog(r#"为什么我<i>就是不</i>使用Mac") + + diff --git a/blog/post/2018-01-05.html b/blog/post/2018-01-05.html index d300102..12e9499 100644 --- a/blog/post/2018-01-05.html +++ b/blog/post/2018-01-05.html @@ -2,7 +2,9 @@ -Chrisoft::Blog +Chrisoft::Blog(r#"Now using reverse proxy to deliver content") + + diff --git a/blog/post/2018-01-07.html b/blog/post/2018-01-07.html index abd2da9..a171b6e 100644 --- a/blog/post/2018-01-07.html +++ b/blog/post/2018-01-07.html @@ -2,7 +2,9 @@ -Chrisoft::Blog +Chrisoft::Blog(r#"Trash dump for the fifth semester") + + diff --git a/blog/post/2018-02-05.html b/blog/post/2018-02-05.html index c356646..62bbc7f 100644 --- a/blog/post/2018-02-05.html +++ b/blog/post/2018-02-05.html @@ -2,7 +2,9 @@ -Chrisoft::Blog +Chrisoft::Blog(r#"Does gaming make me merrier & more relaxed or the opposite?") + + diff --git a/blog/post/2018-03-17.html b/blog/post/2018-03-17.html index b96b0b8..5c18ae6 100644 --- a/blog/post/2018-03-17.html +++ b/blog/post/2018-03-17.html @@ -2,7 +2,9 @@ -Chrisoft::Blog +Chrisoft::Blog(r#"Some rants on SMELT, QMidiPlayer and Virtools") + + diff --git a/blog/post/2018-04-17.html b/blog/post/2018-04-17.html index 1d62378..381275e 100644 --- a/blog/post/2018-04-17.html +++ b/blog/post/2018-04-17.html @@ -2,7 +2,9 @@ -Chrisoft::Blog +Chrisoft::Blog(r#"The "Deepin is spyware" problem") + + diff --git a/blog/post/2018-04-22.html b/blog/post/2018-04-22.html index c55c426..c6be5a5 100644 --- a/blog/post/2018-04-22.html +++ b/blog/post/2018-04-22.html @@ -2,7 +2,9 @@ -Chrisoft::Blog +Chrisoft::Blog(r#"ICPC类比赛中计算几何问题之「乱象」") + + diff --git a/blog/post/2018-05-03.html b/blog/post/2018-05-03.html index 76f3d71..eaf258d 100644 --- a/blog/post/2018-05-03.html +++ b/blog/post/2018-05-03.html @@ -2,7 +2,9 @@ -Chrisoft::Blog +Chrisoft::Blog(r#"Are you an Apple fanboy/fangirl?") + + diff --git a/blog/post/2018-05-08.html b/blog/post/2018-05-08.html index 9db1504..b6a9155 100644 --- a/blog/post/2018-05-08.html +++ b/blog/post/2018-05-08.html @@ -2,7 +2,9 @@ -Chrisoft::Blog +Chrisoft::Blog(r#"Respecting your job") + + diff --git a/blog/post/2018-05-18.html b/blog/post/2018-05-18.html index d45ddb4..83fd793 100644 --- a/blog/post/2018-05-18.html +++ b/blog/post/2018-05-18.html @@ -2,7 +2,9 @@ -Chrisoft::Blog +Chrisoft::Blog(r#"Ideology vs Pragmatism &c.") + + diff --git a/blog/post/2018-06-05.html b/blog/post/2018-06-05.html index afd7fb1..0fdb145 100644 --- a/blog/post/2018-06-05.html +++ b/blog/post/2018-06-05.html @@ -2,7 +2,9 @@ -Chrisoft::Blog +Chrisoft::Blog(r#"Software Project Management in the Free Software World") + + diff --git a/blog/post/2018-06-07.html b/blog/post/2018-06-07.html index ff7cca1..8a32575 100644 --- a/blog/post/2018-06-07.html +++ b/blog/post/2018-06-07.html @@ -2,7 +2,9 @@ -Chrisoft::Blog +Chrisoft::Blog(r#"Should this site still be alive by 2035...") + + diff --git a/blog/post/2018-10-11.html b/blog/post/2018-10-11.html index 19c0055..499bc29 100644 --- a/blog/post/2018-10-11.html +++ b/blog/post/2018-10-11.html @@ -2,7 +2,9 @@ -Chrisoft::Blog +Chrisoft::Blog(r#"The stupid blogging system evolved!") + + diff --git a/blog/post/2018-12-06.html b/blog/post/2018-12-06.html index 3517fcf..789815f 100644 --- a/blog/post/2018-12-06.html +++ b/blog/post/2018-12-06.html @@ -2,7 +2,9 @@ -Chrisoft::Blog +Chrisoft::Blog(r#"小米 MIX 3 上手体验") + + @@ -49,7 +51,7 @@ function ol()

Table of Contents

前言
购买前
剁手
到货
第一印象
「偷工减料」和「虚假宣传」
换掉令人^我痛苦的 MIUI
终于，小米脱掉了……

diff --git a/blog/post/2019-02-13.html b/blog/post/2019-02-13.html index 65f4150..68d2e9c 100644 --- a/blog/post/2019-02-13.html +++ b/blog/post/2019-02-13.html @@ -2,7 +2,9 @@ -Chrisoft::Blog +Chrisoft::Blog(r#"Site Revamp and Other Rants -- 2019 Edition") + + diff --git a/blog/post/2019-04-25.html b/blog/post/2019-04-25.html index 443ea7b..a2e2555 100644 --- a/blog/post/2019-04-25.html +++ b/blog/post/2019-04-25.html @@ -2,7 +2,9 @@ -Chrisoft::Blog +Chrisoft::Blog(r#"EDIROL SD-80: A Trapped Beast") + + @@ -49,13 +51,13 @@ function ol()

Table of Contents

Chris hung up her last phone call of the day and started packing up. +She was on her final stop of an important business trip to the capital +city of Elysionia that lasted a week. She’s having a vacation once this +trip concludes, and now she’s dying for getting back her cozy little +home.

In Elysionia, people get around mostly by trains. There is an +extremely elaborate railway system that connects every single place of +importance in Elysionia. Its foundations laid out hundreds years ago, +the Elysionia Railways has been serving the country loyally and +contentedly over the years. Being inside continental Europe, it also +links to other surrounding countries.

Chris works for upper management of a private company. As part of her +job she travels around the country frequently and take the trains more +than a few dozens of times each year. Being a frequent rider of +Elysionia Railways, she’s familiar with the system enough that she can +recite the time table of various larger stations. With still well more +than an hour from her planned departure time, she is not in a hurry.

Chris is anxious for this very special train ride too, as the new +train station in the capital began to operate yesterday. She booked +specifically for a train that would depart the city from the new +station. She has heard that this new station was designed and built like +no other train stations in Elysionia, and she was ready to find out +what’s so special about this new station that supposedly will +revolutionize railway transportation in Elysionia.

A taxi is called and Chris tells the driver her destination. “Huh, +the new station?” Says the driver, “I heard a multitude was there +yesterday just to check it out. Are you going there just for a visit +too?” “A multitude of people… it must be really well designed,” thought +Chris. She’s busy being distracted by her own thoughts and didn’t pay +attention to answering the driver’s unsolicited question at all except +letting out an unclear murmur of “yes”.

Before long she is dropped off at the station. When she laid her eyes +on the station for the first time Chris was utterly stunned – the +exterior of the station looks exactly like a gigantic Gothic castle. She +is standing at least a few hundred meters away from the main entrance +yet the entire building barely fits in her field of view. A triplet of +sharp spires with beautifully engraved patterns point straight into the +sky. Towers surrounding them must still be as tall as the tallest radio +tower she has ever seen. Flamboyant traceries made up most of the +exterior openings. Born into a rural farming family, Chris could not +fathom the sheer amount of work that was put into the construction of +this station (nor could she understand why the city decided to erect a +huge Gothic castle in pretty much the dead center of Elyssima). There is +not a single railway track in sight – they are all cleverly well hidden. +The square in front of the station is still flooded with a large crowd +of people, all admiring this gorgeous building.

But Chris is here to take a train ride and she really does not have +the time to give this building a good look that it deserves, so she +proceeds into the station. However again her eyes are instantly hooked – +the pointed arches, the vault ribs which forms an endless mesmerizing +geometric pattern, oh and the intricately decorated crystal chandeliers +hanging around the center of the ticketing hall, which are even more +opulent than the ones that appeared in her childhood dreams. Chris could +not take a single step without getting amazed by something new that goes +into her sight.

A clock with hands long as a bus in the hallway brought Chris back to +real life – it’s 20 minutes before the train she is planning to take +will depart. The railway system of Elysionia works like a massive subway +– as long as one has paid the appropriate fare, they will be permitted +to travel between any places below a distance corresponding to the fare +on that day. Still, trains are run at different frequencies for each +destination. And in Chris’ case, if she missed this one she would have +to wait 3 more hours, which would mean she won’t be in her house until +midnight. Willing as she is to stick around, she still wants to be home +more, just by a little bit. She says to herself, “I shall give this +place a good visit someday,” and immediately got back into business – +looking up the gate on the information display and following the signs. +Everything is still so familiar.

Chris followed the signage to a three-way junction. It appears that +each path leads to a different set of gates. She took a sharp turn +following where the arrow points and heads to a lower floor, not even +noticing her dress almost being caught in the escalator.

She finds herself in a delightfully decorated corridor with gates on +one side and fine art exhibits on the other. She has some walking to do +though – the corridor is for gates 80 to 1, and her gate is 15 – so she +really doesn’t have time to appreciate the art, or to think about how +they managed to squeeze so many gates into a single corridor, +or why are there so many gates in this station in the first +place.

As the station was put into use only a day ago, it’s still early in +the transitional period: there are not a whole lot of trains here, nor +are there too many people who are actually taking a train. It soon +becomes apparent to her that the gates are fairly far apart from each +other, and even at her fastest walking pace, she will probably not make +it on time. So she started running. Chris is not good runner. She never +has been. And the fact that she is wearing an ankle-length dress +definitely isn’t helping. She looks at the wall of arts and sees her own +reflection on the fresh glazed wall tiles – her long, unblemished white +dress flying high from all the velocity that she usually never gets to +have. Similarly set in motion is her long, black hair, which is +spreading in midair. The reflection is so clear that she can even make +out the frills and cutwork on the hemline – even threads on the needle +lace, which are not unlike the ribs of the traceries she saw moments +ago, just vastly different in scale. She got a strong sensation of déjà +vu from what she just saw, as it reminded her of a series of daydreams +she often had when she was a little girl. But this isn’t a great time to +fantasize about her prior dreams, is it?

50, 49, 48 … Chris is steadily passing by the gates. It still puzzles +her why are there so many gates in this station. She must have seen +number as large as 200 when she was at the junction. Is there ever going +to be enough rolling stock in Elysionia to warrant so many gates? Also +why are they using gates at all? Train stations usually have +just platforms don’t they? Is this why they said the new station would +revolutionize railway transportation in Elysionia?

30, 29, 28 … Chris is running out of her breath. She takes a look at +her watch and realizes that she still has 10 minutes left. “Surely I can +make it to gate 15 in ten minutes,” she says to herself. There are few +people in this section of the station, and all the benches are vacant. +She stops to take a quick breather. Mindlessly she glances at the floor +brilliantly lit up from atop and saw her own image. “Holy heck,” mutters +Chris, “it must take a lot of work to keep this station under such +condition in the future.”

When Chris passes by gate 25 she notices something is off. She halts +her steps and looks back.

+Gate
27 +

+Gate
26 +

+Porte
25 +

The language of the sign changed for some reason. This baffles Chris +and makes her freeze in place for a good second. She has learned a +little bit of French in her youth and can indeed understand the word. +She just couldn’t understand why – Elysionia is an English speaking +country and as long as English remains the lingua franca of the world, +there really isn’t a good reason to change the language midway here. +Maybe this gate is reserved for trains to and from France? Who +knows…

It didn’t take long until she notes another change in language. This +time it’s German.

+Porte
22 +

+Bahnsteig
21 +

Only that Chris doesn’t know any German and wouldn’t be able to tell +if the sign stands for “Slaughterhouse 21” with their scary long +compound words. But she also feels a little bit reassured as her +suspicion that these gates may be reserved for trains that connect to a +different country could be right, or so she thought.

As she assumes the bizarreness would end here, she finds out she was +wrong, VERY wrong. Because this is what she sees next:

+Imbarchi
19 +

+INTROIRE·IN·CVRRVM
19⅓ +

+INTROIRE·IN·CVRRVM
18 +

“What on earth is happening,” says Chris, “is this station going to +pull a Platform 9¾ on me? Where would trains using this gate go anyway, +Vatican City?”

Just as she couldn’t stop admiring the exterior of the station when +she just arrived, these signs don’t stop surprising her, and in an +increasingly disturbing manner.

INTROIRE·IN·CVRRVM
\(\begin{vmatrix} 3 +& 5 & 7 & 4 \\ 1 & \pi & 6 & 3 \\ 0 & 7 +& 5 & 9 \\ 5 & 4 & 6 &1 \end{vmatrix}\)

INTROIRE·IN·CVRRVM
\(|\mathrm{e}^{(\ln(61)+\mathrm{e}i)(-4-\frac{7274}{1024}i)}|\)

ᚷᛠᛏ
\(\displaystyle\int_{3}^{\frac{45}{7}} \sinh^{-1}(x) +\cosh^{-1}(x)\,\mathrm{d}x\)

Chris isn’t good at math when she was in high school. She doesn’t +even know what half of these symbols could ever mean. She doesn’t think +she has seen the symbols on the last sign in any of the languages alive +in the world nowadays either. What is this now, a time machine? As her +confusion reaches the peak, Chris hears from the PA system:

“Dear passenger Chris Xephyr, the train you are taking is departing +in 3 minutes. Please board the train from Gate 15. Thank you.

Cara Chris Xephyr viatrix, currus qui veheris abibit in tribus +minutae. Amabo te, introi vehiculum ab porta XV. Gratias tibi.”

“Who designed this godforsaken place…” exclaims Chris, “how does it +know my name? This isn’t an airport is it?” She checks the gate closest +to her, and there is no jet bridge to be seen, only rail tracks. Chris +has never heard a single word from the PA system ever at any station she +has been to in Elysionia. She scrambles to find her booking information, +only to find out that it does say “New Elyssima” there. There is no time +of departure or name of the passenger, as the booking system never asked +for them. The station should never have known her name or which +train she is taking. Her confusion grown into fear, Chris starts running +again, even faster than before, almost like she’s being chased by a +deadly monster that would instantly consume her if she gets caught.

As Chris runs on, she feels the passing of time is slowing down, her +limbs increasingly heavier, and gates seemingly becoming farther +separated from each other. She could not hear a thing, not even the +sough of wind passing by her ears. Her vision becoming darker, Chris +starts to wonder how long she could keep running. She hasn’t seen a +single person since the signs started speaking nonsense. She starts to +contemplate her life choices, as one would inevitably start doing under +such situation: why she couldn’t end the last call a bit earlier; why +she had to book a ticket from the new station; is it really worth the +agony she is experiencing right now; what if she went down the wrong way +at the junction; why she wouldn’t choose to inherit her family land and +be a farm girl staying at her hometown – after all if that were the case +she wouldn’t have to endure any of what she has gone through in the last +20 minutes. She no longer has the desire to revisit this place +afterwards – if this is the future of railway transportation in +Elysionia she might also avoid travelling by train altogether in the +future – still she’s kind of curious what could be inside those tall +towers she saw when she was outside the station. But obviously this is +not the time to find out. The only thought in her head right now is to +get out of this cursed place somehow.

Chris runs into a person when she’s deep in her thoughts. She +apologizes for her carelessness and is about to move on, only to realize +that she would likely be able to find nobody that could help her if she +missed this chance. Desperately she asks the person whether they know +where gate 15 is. The person, not to Chris’ surprise at this point, +started to speak complete gibberish in response.

Chris doesn’t want to give up this easily. She continued, with the +heavy breathing she got from all this running and almost in a pleading +voice:

“Did you hear the PA? I am that Chris Xephyr. Does hearing +the PA calling out your name in a train station seem perfectly normal to +you?!”

Again, the person started to speak gibberish. Their demeanor seems +confident, so they probably understood Chris just fine. But she isn’t to +able to make out anything whatsoever from their speech, not even their +body language. Frustrated, she thanks the person and resumes her +seemingly impossible quest for gate 15.

Before she is able to run more than a couple of steps, Chris +collapses to the floor. The hem of her dress, still moving under +inertia, flies ahead and covers her torso. A gentle breeze from the deep +side of the corridor, presumably for the purpose of ventilation, blows +it back to where it belongs, with the cutwork flapping around in the +breeze. The person from whom she just sought help is now nowhere to be +found, almost like they has never been there.

Chris wakes up finding herself in the warm afternoon sun lying +against her broom. She was again daydreaming during her housemaid duty. +Fortunately there isn’t anyone home to catch her in the act. She rushes +to the living room to find today’s newspaper, its headline reading “New +Elyssima Train Station Project Dismissed”. She lets out a sigh of relief +and continued her work.


Signal processing	24-bit internal, 20-bit output

Sampling rate	44.1 kHz, 48 kHz

Connectors	R-BUS (Input only): DB-25 Digital output: ADAT Lightpipe (JIS F05 connector)

Chipset	coolaudio V1401 (Alesis AL1401 equiv.)

Rated current	<8 mA

Rated power	<0.04 W


Signal processing	24-bit internal, 20-bit output

Sampling rate	44.1 kHz, 48 kHz

Connectors	R-BUS (Input only): DB-25 Digital output: ADAT Lightpipe (JIS F05 connector)

Chipset	coolaudio V1401 (Alesis AL1401 equiv.)

Rated current	<8 mA

Rated power	<0.04 W


Designator	Part	Qty

C1	16V 100μF electrolytic	1

C2, C3, C4	50V 0.1μF ceramic	3

CN1	Cliff FCR684208T	1

D1	1N4002	1

D2	Red GaAsP / GaP LED 3mm ^a	1

J1	Adam Tech DB25-SL-25 ^b	1

R1	1/4W 1kΩ	1

R2	1/4W 2.2kΩ	1

U1	SN74LS04N	1

U2	coolaudio V1401	1


Designator	Part	Qty

C1	16V 100μF electrolytic	1

C2, C3, C4	50V 0.1μF ceramic	3

CN1	Cliff FCR684208T	1

D1	1N4002	1

D2	Red GaAsP / GaP LED 3mm ^a	1

J1	Adam Tech DB25-SL-25 ^b	1

R1	1/4W 1kΩ	1

R2	1/4W 2.2kΩ	1

U1	SN74LS04N	1

U2	coolaudio V1401	1

喷当代中国大陆的“考场作文”制度（校注版）

转写前言

Chrisoft

Blog

The Station of Elyssima

The Station of Elyssima

RBUS-ADAT User Manual

6 What’s on the board

11 Appendices

喷当代中国大陆的“考场作文”制度 （校注版）

转写前言

Chrisoft

Blog

The Station of Elyssima

The Station of Elyssima

RBUS-ADAT User Manual

6 What’s on the board

11 Appendices

喷当代中国大陆的“考场作文”制度（校注版）