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{
	"title":"Are you an Apple fanboy/fangirl?",
	"question":[
		{
			"initialization":[
				{
					"c":"",
					"s":"have_ios = + 0"
				},
				{
					"c":"",
					"s":"have_iph = + 0"
				},
				{
					"c":"",
					"s":"airpods_sane = + 0"
				}
			],
			"precond":"",
			"type":"multi",
			"caption":"I have an/a...",
			"choice":[
				{
					"caption":"iPod (original/Photo/Classic)/iPod mini/iPod Nano (1G~5G)/iPod Shuffle",
					"setp":[
						{
							"c":"",
							"s":"score = + score + 1"
						}
					],
					"setn":[]
				},
				{
					"caption":"iPod Nano (6G, 7G)/iPod touch",
					"setp":[
						{
							"c":"",
							"s":"score = + score + 1.5"
						}
					],
					"setn":[]
				},
				{
					"caption":"iPhone",
					"setp":[
						{
							"c":"",
							"s":"score = + score + 1.5"
						},
						{
							"c":"",
							"s":"have_ios = + 1"
						},
						{
							"c":"",
							"s":"have_iph = + 1"
						}
					],
					"setn":[]
				},
				{
					"caption":"iPhone X",
					"setp":[
						{
							"c":"| have_iph gt 0",
							"s":"score = + score + 2"
						},
						{
							"c":"| have_iph lt 1",
							"s":"score = + score + 3.5"
						},
						{
							"c":"",
							"s":"have_ios = + 1"
						}
					],
					"setn":[]
				},
				{
					"caption":"iPad original/Mini/Air",
					"setp":[
						{
							"c":"",
							"s":"score = + score + 2"
						},
						{
							"c":"",
							"s":"have_ios = + 1"
						}
					],
					"setn":[]
				},
				{
					"caption":"iPad Pro",
					"setp":[
						{
							"c":"",
							"s":"score = + score + 2.5"
						},
						{
							"c":"",
							"s":"have_ios = + 1"
						}
					],
					"setn":[]
				},
				{
					"caption":"Apple Watch",
					"setp":[
						{
							"c":"| have_ios gt 0",
							"s":"score = + score + 5"
						},
						{
							"c":"| have_ios lt 1",
							"s":"score = + score + 105"
						},
						{
							"c":"",
							"s":"airpods_sane = + 1"
						}
					],
					"setn":[]
				},
				{
					"caption":"Macintosh before 1998",
					"setp":[
						{
							"c":"",
							"s":"score = + score - 2"
						}
					],
					"setn":[]
				},
				{
					"caption":"PowerBook or Power Mac",
					"setp":[
						{
							"c":"",
							"s":"score = + score + 0"
						}
					],
					"setn":[]
				},
				{
					"caption":"MacBook",
					"setp":[
						{
							"c":"",
							"s":"score = + score + 2"
						},
						{
							"c":"",
							"s":"airpods_sane = + 1"
						}
					],
					"setn":[]
				},
				{
					"caption":"MacBook Air/Pro",
					"setp":[
						{
							"c":"",
							"s":"score = + score + 1.5"
						},
						{
							"c":"",
							"s":"airpods_sane = + 1"
						}
					],
					"setn":[]
				},
				{
					"caption":"iMac",
					"setp":[
						{
							"c":"",
							"s":"score = + score + 2"
						},
						{
							"c":"",
							"s":"airpods_sane = + 1"
						}
					],
					"setn":[]
				},
				{
					"caption":"Mac Pro",
					"setp":[
						{
							"c":"",
							"s":"score = + score + 2.5"
						},
						{
							"c":"",
							"s":"airpods_sane = + 1"
						}
					],
					"setn":[]
				},
				{
					"caption":"Air Pods",
					"setp":[
						{
							"c":"| airpods_sane gt 0",
							"s":"score = + score + 10"
						},
						{
							"c":"| airpods_sane lt 1",
							"s":"score = + score + 110"
						}
					],
					"setn":[]
				},
				{
					"caption":"HomePod",
					"setp":[
						{
							"c":"| have_ios gt 0",
							"s":"score = + score + 7"
						},
						{
							"c":"| have_ios lt 1",
							"s":"score = + score + 107"
						}
					],
					"setn":[]
				}
			]
		},
		{
			"initialization":[],
			"precond":"",
			"type":"single",
			"caption":"I use Apple products because I am so dumb that I don't know how to use products from other vendors",
			"choice":[
				{
					"caption":"yes",
					"setp":[
						{
							"c":"",
							"s":"score = + score - 10"
						}
					],
					"setn":[]
				},
				{
					"caption":"no",
					"setp":[
						{
							"c":"",
							"s":"score = + score + 0"
						}
					],
					"setn":[]
				}
			]
		},
		{
			"initialization":[],
			"precond":"",
			"type":"single",
			"caption":"I use Apple products because they are far more superior than any other vendors' products",
			"choice":[
				{
					"caption":"yes",
					"setp":[
						{
							"c":"",
							"s":"score = + score + 8"
						}
					],
					"setn":[]
				},
				{
					"caption":"no",
					"setp":[
						{
							"c":"",
							"s":"score = + score + 0"
						}
					],
					"setn":[]
				}
			]
		},
		{
			"initialization":[],
			"precond":"",
			"type":"single",
			"caption":"I think Apple's products are worth all that money",
			"choice":[
				{
					"caption":"yes",
					"setp":[
						{
							"c":"",
							"s":"score = + score + 5"
						}
					],
					"setn":[]
				},
				{
					"caption":"no",
					"setp":[
						{
							"c":"",
							"s":"score = + score - 1"
						}
					],
					"setn":[]
				}
			]
		},
		{
			"initialization":[],
			"precond":"",
			"type":"single",
			"caption":"Apple products suck, I have to use them for my work however",
			"choice":[
				{
					"caption":"yes",
					"setp":[
						{
							"c":"",
							"s":"score = + score - 7.5"
						}
					],
					"setn":[]
				},
				{
					"caption":"no",
					"setp":[
						{
							"c":"",
							"s":"score = + score + 0"
						}
					],
					"setn":[]
				}
			]
		},
		{
			"initialization":[],
			"precond":"",
			"type":"single",
			"caption":"I think Apple respects my freedom and privacy",
			"choice":[
				{
					"caption":"yes",
					"setp":[
						{
							"c":"",
							"s":"score = + score + 10"
						}
					],
					"setn":[]
				},
				{
					"caption":"no",
					"setp":[
						{
							"c":"",
							"s":"score = + score - 2"
						}
					],
					"setn":[]
				}
			]
		},
		{
			"initialization":[],
			"precond":"",
			"type":"single",
			"caption":"I bought refurbished Apple products because...",
			"choice":[
				{
					"caption":"I can't afford a normal Apple product but I really want one",
					"setp":[
						{
							"c":"",
							"s":"score = + score + 2"
						}
					],
					"setn":[]
				},
				{
					"caption":"Finally there's an Apple product that falls into my affordable range. I took it into consideration.",
					"setp":[
						{
							"c":"",
							"s":"score = + score - 2"
						}
					],
					"setn":[]
				},
				{
					"caption":"I do not.",
					"setp":[
						{
							"c":"",
							"s":"score = + score + 0"
						}
					],
					"setn":[]
				}
			]
		},
		{
			"initialization":[],
			"precond":"",
			"type":"single",
			"caption":"Keyboard on a MacBook (late 2016 and onward) is reliable and satisfying",
			"choice":[
				{
					"caption":"yes",
					"setp":[
						{
							"c":"",
							"s":"score = + score + 1"
						}
					],
					"setn":[]
				},
				{
					"caption":"no",
					"setp":[
						{
							"c":"",
							"s":"score = + score - 1"
						}
					],
					"setn":[]
				},
				{
					"caption":"I've never tried that",
					"setp":[
						{
							"c":"",
							"s":"score = + score + 0"
						}
					],
					"setn":[]
				}
			]
		},
		{
			"initialization":[],
			"precond":"",
			"type":"single",
			"caption":"I think that Apple products are more secure and resistant to malware attacks.",
			"choice":[
				{
					"caption":"yes",
					"setp":[
						{
							"c":"",
							"s":"score = + score + 2"
						}
					],
					"setn":[]
				},
				{
					"caption":"no",
					"setp":[
						{
							"c":"",
							"s":"score = + score - 2"
						}
					],
					"setn":[]
				}
			]
		},
		{
			"initialization":[],
			"precond":"",
			"type":"single",
			"caption":"I am an Apple fanboy/fangirl.",
			"choice":[
				{
					"caption":"yes",
					"setp":[
						{
							"c":"",
							"s":"score = + score + 1"
						}
					],
					"setn":[]
				},
				{
					"caption":"no",
					"setp":[
						{
							"c":"",
							"s":"score = + score - 1"
						}
					],
					"setn":[]
				}
			]
		}
	],
	"verdict":[
		{
			"caption":"<h2>Apple Hater.</h2><p>This world needs more sanity like you.</p>",
			"precond":"| score lt -4"
		},
		{
			"caption":"<h2>What Apple?</h2><p>Just stay this way.</p>",
			"precond":"| score geq -4 & score lt 4"
		},
		{
			"caption":"<h2>Apple Adorer.</h2><p>No.</p>",
			"precond":"| score geq 4 & score lt 7"
		},
		{
			"caption":"<h2>Apple Fan.</h2><p>Stop it. Get some help.</p><p><a href=\"https://youtu.be/fkkDvKGcNSo?t=1081\">https://youtu.be/fkkDvKGcNSo?t=1081</a></p>",
			"precond":"| score geq 7 & score lt 20"
		},
		{
			"caption":"<h2>Incurable Apple Fan.</h2><p>Fuck off. Nothing will help.</p>",
			"precond":"| score geq 20"
		}
	]
}