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authorGravatar Chris Xiong <chirs241097@gmail.com> 2024-06-22 21:45:52 -0400
committerGravatar Chris Xiong <chirs241097@gmail.com> 2024-06-22 21:45:52 -0400
commite5ec03bbcff7315fae078fec1c8b487642b8010e (patch)
tree14b9e6022265828bad6050ceced73c1c427069c3
parent6fb6c21a14900060e06c994ca0d64ff3936e6675 (diff)
downloadweb-e5ec03bbcff7315fae078fec1c8b487642b8010e.tar.xz
New error documents.
Diffstat
-rwxr-xr-x.htaccess14
-rwxr-xr-xcgi/e.cgi23
-rw-r--r--err/400.html42
-rw-r--r--err/403.html42
-rw-r--r--err/404.html43
-rw-r--r--err/500.html42
-rw-r--r--err/502.html42
-rw-r--r--err/503.html42
-rw-r--r--err/504.html43
9 files changed, 30 insertions, 303 deletions
diff --git a/.htaccess b/.htaccess
index 3f044bb..82ae133 100755
--- a/.htaccess
+++ b/.htaccess
@@ -11,10 +11,10 @@ DirectoryIndex index.shtml index.html
Deny from all
</Files>
RedirectMatch 204 generate_204(.*)$
-ErrorDocument 400 /err/400.html
-ErrorDocument 403 /err/403.html
-ErrorDocument 404 /err/404.html
-ErrorDocument 500 /err/500.html
-ErrorDocument 502 /err/502.html
-ErrorDocument 503 /err/503.html
-ErrorDocument 504 /err/504.html
+ErrorDocument 400 /cgi/e.cgi
+ErrorDocument 403 /cgi/e.cgi
+ErrorDocument 404 /cgi/e.cgi
+ErrorDocument 500 /cgi/e.cgi
+ErrorDocument 502 /cgi/e.cgi
+ErrorDocument 503 /cgi/e.cgi
+ErrorDocument 504 /cgi/e.cgi
diff --git a/cgi/e.cgi b/cgi/e.cgi
new file mode 100755
index 0000000..1384f1e
--- /dev/null
+++ b/cgi/e.cgi
@@ -0,0 +1,23 @@
+#!/bin/bash
+
+echo -n "Status: ${REDIRECT_STATUS}\r\n"
+echo -n "Content-type: text/html; charset=utf-8\r\n\r\n"
+cat <<EOF
+<!DOCTYPE HTML>
+<html>
+<head>
+<meta charset="utf-8">
+<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width,initial-scale=1">
+<title>This is fine.</title>
+<style>@font-face{font-family: 'rocksalt';src: url('https://filestorage.chrisoft.org/rocksalt.woff');}</style>
+</head>
+<body style="background-color:#000;font-family:rocksalt;">
+<div style="position:absolute;left:50%;top:50%;transform:translate(-50%,-50%);width:569px;height:275px;">
+<img src="//filestorage.chrisoft.org/thisisfinext.webp" width="569" alt="THIS IS FINE.">
+<div style="position:absolute;left:360px;top:10px;font-size:14pt;font-weight:bold;">${REDIRECT_STATUS}. This is fine.</div>
+<div style="font-size:8pt;color:#FFF;">Image by KC Green</div>
+</div>
+</body>
+</html>
+EOF
+
diff --git a/err/400.html b/err/400.html
deleted file mode 100644
index 140e592..0000000
--- a/err/400.html
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,42 +0,0 @@
-<!DOCTYPE HTML>
-<html>
-<head>
-<meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8">
-<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width">
-<title>Chrisoft::Error!</title>
-<link rel="icon" href="/favicon.png">
-<link rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" href="/common.css">
-<script type="text/javascript">
-var link=document.createElement("link");
-var thm=document.cookie.replace(new RegExp("(?:(?:^|.*;\\s*)thm\\s*\\=\\s*([^;]*).*$)|^.*$"),"$1");
-switch(thm)
-{
- case "day":
- link.href="/colors-day.css";
- break;
- case "night":
- link.href="/colors-night.css";
- break;
- case "auto":
- default:
- var c=new Date();
- if(c.getHours()>=6&&c.getHours()<18)
- link.href = "/colors-day.css";
- else
- link.href = "/colors-night.css";
- break;
-}
-link.type="text/css";
-link.rel="stylesheet";
-document.getElementsByTagName("head")[0].appendChild(link);
-</script>
-</head>
-<body class="TText">
-<h1>400!!</h1>
-<h2>Bad Request</h2>
-<p>You've just made a really naughty request. Maybe I'll buy you a toy
-instead?</p>
-<p>--chris</p>
-<hr>
-<em>Shitty Apache httpd on my shitty sever</em>
-</body>
diff --git a/err/403.html b/err/403.html
deleted file mode 100644
index dab39bd..0000000
--- a/err/403.html
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,42 +0,0 @@
-<!DOCTYPE HTML>
-<html>
-<head>
-<meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8">
-<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width">
-<title>Chrisoft::Error!</title>
-<link rel="icon" href="/favicon.png">
-<link rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" href="/common.css">
-<script type="text/javascript">
-var link=document.createElement("link");
-var thm=document.cookie.replace(new RegExp("(?:(?:^|.*;\\s*)thm\\s*\\=\\s*([^;]*).*$)|^.*$"),"$1");
-switch(thm)
-{
- case "day":
- link.href="/colors-day.css";
- break;
- case "night":
- link.href="/colors-night.css";
- break;
- case "auto":
- default:
- var c=new Date();
- if(c.getHours()>=6&&c.getHours()<18)
- link.href = "/colors-day.css";
- else
- link.href = "/colors-night.css";
- break;
-}
-link.type="text/css";
-link.rel="stylesheet";
-document.getElementsByTagName("head")[0].appendChild(link);
-</script>
-</head>
-<body class="TText">
-<h1>403!!</h1>
-<h2>Forbidden</h2>
-<p>You're not allowed to do that.</p>
-<p>I'm so sorry.</p>
-<p>--chris</p>
-<hr>
-<em>Shitty Apache httpd on my shitty sever</em>
-</body>
diff --git a/err/404.html b/err/404.html
deleted file mode 100644
index 50b2474..0000000
--- a/err/404.html
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,43 +0,0 @@
-<!DOCTYPE HTML>
-<html>
-<head>
-<meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8">
-<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width">
-<title>Chrisoft::Error!</title>
-<link rel="icon" href="/favicon.png">
-<link rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" href="/common.css">
-<script type="text/javascript">
-var link=document.createElement("link");
-var thm=document.cookie.replace(new RegExp("(?:(?:^|.*;\\s*)thm\\s*\\=\\s*([^;]*).*$)|^.*$"),"$1");
-switch(thm)
-{
- case "day":
- link.href="/colors-day.css";
- break;
- case "night":
- link.href="/colors-night.css";
- break;
- case "auto":
- default:
- var c=new Date();
- if(c.getHours()>=6&&c.getHours()<18)
- link.href = "/colors-day.css";
- else
- link.href = "/colors-night.css";
- break;
-}
-link.type="text/css";
-link.rel="stylesheet";
-document.getElementsByTagName("head")[0].appendChild(link);
-</script>
-</head>
-<body class="TText">
-<h1>404!!</h1>
-<h2>Not Found</h2>
-<p>You have reached the Void. There's nothing here and your health
-just started decreasing.</p>
-<p>Run away!</p>
-<p>--chris</p>
-<hr>
-<em>Shitty Apache httpd on my shitty sever</em>
-</body>
diff --git a/err/500.html b/err/500.html
deleted file mode 100644
index a00b0ca..0000000
--- a/err/500.html
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,42 +0,0 @@
-<!DOCTYPE HTML>
-<html>
-<head>
-<meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8">
-<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width">
-<title>Chrisoft::Error!</title>
-<link rel="icon" href="/favicon.png">
-<link rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" href="/common.css">
-<script type="text/javascript">
-var link=document.createElement("link");
-var thm=document.cookie.replace(new RegExp("(?:(?:^|.*;\\s*)thm\\s*\\=\\s*([^;]*).*$)|^.*$"),"$1");
-switch(thm)
-{
- case "day":
- link.href="/colors-day.css";
- break;
- case "night":
- link.href="/colors-night.css";
- break;
- case "auto":
- default:
- var c=new Date();
- if(c.getHours()>=6&&c.getHours()<18)
- link.href = "/colors-day.css";
- else
- link.href = "/colors-night.css";
- break;
-}
-link.type="text/css";
-link.rel="stylesheet";
-document.getElementsByTagName("head")[0].appendChild(link);
-</script>
-</head>
-<body class="TText">
-<h1>500!!</h1>
-<h2>Internal Server Error</h2>
-<p>Maybe you've just crashed my shitty CGI program.
-Either report it, or just start abusing it!</p>
-<p>--chris</p>
-<hr>
-<em>Shitty Apache httpd on my shitty sever</em>
-</body>
diff --git a/err/502.html b/err/502.html
deleted file mode 100644
index 427c96d..0000000
--- a/err/502.html
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,42 +0,0 @@
-<!DOCTYPE HTML>
-<html>
-<head>
-<meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8">
-<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width">
-<title>Chrisoft::Error!</title>
-<link rel="icon" href="/favicon.png">
-<link rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" href="/common.css">
-<script type="text/javascript">
-var link=document.createElement("link");
-var thm=document.cookie.replace(new RegExp("(?:(?:^|.*;\\s*)thm\\s*\\=\\s*([^;]*).*$)|^.*$"),"$1");
-switch(thm)
-{
- case "day":
- link.href="/colors-day.css";
- break;
- case "night":
- link.href="/colors-night.css";
- break;
- case "auto":
- default:
- var c=new Date();
- if(c.getHours()>=6&&c.getHours()<18)
- link.href = "/colors-day.css";
- else
- link.href = "/colors-night.css";
- break;
-}
-link.type="text/css";
-link.rel="stylesheet";
-document.getElementsByTagName("head")[0].appendChild(link);
-</script>
-</head>
-<body class="TText">
-<h1>502!!</h1>
-<h2>Bad Gateway</h2>
-<p>You've entered the wrong door. Or there's nothing but a wall behind
-it.</p>
-<p>--chris</p>
-<hr>
-<em>Shitty Apache httpd on my shitty sever</em>
-</body>
diff --git a/err/503.html b/err/503.html
deleted file mode 100644
index 36db91f..0000000
--- a/err/503.html
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,42 +0,0 @@
-<!DOCTYPE HTML>
-<html>
-<head>
-<meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8">
-<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width">
-<title>Chrisoft::Error!</title>
-<link rel="icon" href="/favicon.png">
-<link rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" href="/common.css">
-<script type="text/javascript">
-var link=document.createElement("link");
-var thm=document.cookie.replace(new RegExp("(?:(?:^|.*;\\s*)thm\\s*\\=\\s*([^;]*).*$)|^.*$"),"$1");
-switch(thm)
-{
- case "day":
- link.href="/colors-day.css";
- break;
- case "night":
- link.href="/colors-night.css";
- break;
- case "auto":
- default:
- var c=new Date();
- if(c.getHours()>=6&&c.getHours()<18)
- link.href = "/colors-day.css";
- else
- link.href = "/colors-night.css";
- break;
-}
-link.type="text/css";
-link.rel="stylesheet";
-document.getElementsByTagName("head")[0].appendChild(link);
-</script>
-</head>
-<body class="TText">
-<h1>503!!</h1>
-<h2>Service Unavailable</h2>
-<p>Your maid went on a strike together with my server and me.
-Fire her!</p>
-<p>--chris</p>
-<hr>
-<em>Shitty Apache httpd on my shitty sever</em>
-</body>
diff --git a/err/504.html b/err/504.html
deleted file mode 100644
index 9be7d8d..0000000
--- a/err/504.html
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,43 +0,0 @@
-<!DOCTYPE HTML>
-<html>
-<head>
-<meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8">
-<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width">
-<title>Chrisoft::Error!</title>
-<link rel="icon" href="/favicon.png">
-<link rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" href="/common.css">
-<script type="text/javascript">
-var link=document.createElement("link");
-var thm=document.cookie.replace(new RegExp("(?:(?:^|.*;\\s*)thm\\s*\\=\\s*([^;]*).*$)|^.*$"),"$1");
-switch(thm)
-{
- case "day":
- link.href="/colors-day.css";
- break;
- case "night":
- link.href="/colors-night.css";
- break;
- case "auto":
- default:
- var c=new Date();
- if(c.getHours()>=6&&c.getHours()<18)
- link.href = "/colors-day.css";
- else
- link.href = "/colors-night.css";
- break;
-}
-link.type="text/css";
-link.rel="stylesheet";
-document.getElementsByTagName("head")[0].appendChild(link);
-</script>
-</head>
-<body class="TText">
-<h1>504!!</h1>
-<h2>Gateway Timeout</h2>
-<p>The door opened, however you saw the whole history of the humankind
-through it.</p>
-<p>But not the page you are looking for.</p>
-<p>--chris</p>
-<hr>
-<em>Shitty Apache httpd on my shitty sever</em>
-</body>
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