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diff --git a/about_l.html b/about_l.html index 181345d..235f80b 100644 --- a/about_l.html +++ b/about_l.html @@ -1,241 +1,281 @@ <div class="TText"> -<p> - Properties: - <ul> - <li>software developer (a.k.a. bug generator) - <ul> - <li>writes leaky C/C++ code</li> - <li>whose OpenGL code never works on machines other than mine</li> - <li>mixes legacy and cutting-edge features of JavaScript in a single library</li> - <li>builds never-bootable Android ROMs</li> - </ul> - </li> - <li>hardware terminator (as always)</li> - <ul> - <li>server of this site use to be a self-built machine</li> - <li>many failed attempts to repear my gadgets (a few of them did succeed though)</li> - <li>now trying to collect vintage hardware (to mess around with)</li> - <li>tried to build a 'computer' out of redstone in Minecraft (does not look like it will be finished anytime soon)</li> - </ul> - <li>former competitive programmer</li> - <ul> - <li>Nightmare Of mIne 2014</li> - <li>All ICPC regional attempts failed spectacularly</li> - </ul> - <li>music producer (sometimes)</li> - <li>no MBTI category provided because the model is flawed</li> - <li>16PF results hidden somewhere in the page, from A to Q4 with scores ranging from 0 to 4</li> - <!--2.4, 3.1, 2.9, 3, 1.5, 1.4, 0.4, 2.1, 1.4, 3, 2.8, 1.4, 3.2, 3.3, 3, 1.1--> - <li>heart disease confirmed (so be peaceful, please)</li> - <li>likes to live on the edge (uses Gentoo and Debian sid)</li> - <li>simple & stupid (have a look at the design of this site)</li> - <li>dreamer, freedom seeker and more...</li> - </ul> -</p> -<p> - <s>Religious</s> beliefs: Free software, K.I.S.S., Linux (or rather, GNU/Linux), LF for line breaks, UTF-8, <s>FSF</s>. -</p> -<p> - Chris Xiong is a young coder from a small city of China. Now aged more - than 20, this hacker is still just writing code for fun. Crazy follower - of "Free Software". Develops free software alone but seldom - feels lonely. Sincere friends are always cherished. -</p> -<p> - This site is written from scratch in XHTML without using any kind of framework whatsoever. - Later it was migrated to HTML5 (still not using 3rd-party frameworks). - Poorly-written C++ and Python code powers the backend. - History of this site is available <a href="./History">here</a> and more <a href="https://cgit.chrisoft.org/web.git/">here</a>. +<h3><ruby>linguae<rp>(</rp><rt>languages</rt><rp>)</rp></ruby></h3> +<div class="ubx-container"> +<div class="ubx"><div class="ubx-ll">ipa-0</div> +<div class="ubx-lr">This user does not understand the International Phonetic Alphabet.</div></div> -</p> -<p style="text-indent:0;"> - Twitter: <a href="https://twitter.com/chirs241097">@chirs241097</a><br> - E-Mail: chirs241097 'at' gmail 'dot' com<br> - Discord: Chris Xiong#1024<br> - <a href="/pubkey.txt">GPG key</a><br> - Tox:<br> - <img id="ti" src="toxid.png" alt="FA05874036F00DB86A512B076C354D804BD1BC7BBEC0832823D115ADD2CAF5645D4C420DE23F" width="120" height="120"> - <br> - If your message has been ignored for more than half a month, try resending it with your self-introduction prepended. -</p> - <span class="TText">If you're brave...</span><br> - <a class="TText" onclick="this.remove();document.getElementById("evil").style.display = "table";">...Show me more!</a> - <table id="evil" class="TText" style="width:75%;margin:auto;display:none;border-collapse:collapse;"> - <style>td{border:1px solid #ccc;}</style> - <tr> - <td style="width:40%">Gender</td> - <td><b>null</b></td> - </tr> - <tr> - <td>Blood type</td> - <td>A<br>(I don't believe in any type of blood type personality theory though.)</td> - </tr> - <tr> - <td>Birth</td> - <td>1997-10-24 17:36</td> - </tr> - <tr> - <td>Hometown</td> - <td>重慶 涪陵 Chongqing Fuling</td> - </tr> - <tr> - <td>Occupation</td> - <td>MSCS grad student somewhere<br>"Free" free software developer</td> - </tr> - <tr> - <td>Personality</td> - <td>In a word: weird. You can find out more in my blog posts.</td> - </tr> - <tr> - <td>Favourite motto</td> - <td>「多行不義必自斃」<br>Unjust is doomed to destruction</td> - </tr> - <tr> - <td>Skills</td> - <td> - <a class="TText" onclick="this.innerHTML="\ - C++ (63 out of 100)<br>\ - C (65 out of 100)<br>\ - Pascal (64 out of 100, declining, though)<br>\ - HTML (59 out of 100)<br>\ - CSS (58 out of 100)<br>\ - JavaScript (61 out of 100)<br>\ - Java (53 out of 100)<br>\ - PHP (36 out of 100)<br>\ - Python (61 out of 100)<br>\ - C# (28 out of 100)<br>\ - Modern OpenGL (58 out of 100, GL 3.0+, GLES, WebGL)<br>\ - Legacy OpenGL (65 out of 100, GL 1.x~2.x)<br>\ - ";">Messing around</a><br> - <a class="TText" onclick="this.innerHTML="\ - Competitive programming (56 out of 100) <br>\ - Software engineering (26 out of 100) (wtf is this bs?) <br>\ - Reverse engineering (42 out of 100) <br>\ - Minecraft modding (33 out of 100) <br>\ - ";">Messing around</a><br> - <a class="TText" onclick="this.innerHTML="\ - Linux (62 out of 100) (Daily usage/server maintaince and troubleshooting only. Kernel hacking not (really) included.)<br>\ - Windows (55 out of 100) (Even lesser than above)<br>\ - macOS (33 out of 100) (Worst OS, ever!)<br>\ - ";">Messing around</a><br> - <a class="TText" onclick="this.innerHTML="\ - Piano (45 out of 100, declining)<br>\ - Cakewalk SONAR (65 out of 100)<br>\ - Cubase (36 out of 100)<br>\ - ";">Messing around</a><br> - <a class="TText" onclick="this.innerHTML="\ - GIMP (63 out of 100, image processing only)<br>\ - Inkscape (61 out of 100, simple patterns only)<br>\ - Kdenlive (58 out of 100, simple projects only)<br>\ - Blender (47 out of 100, never learn hotkeys)<br>\ - Photoshop (40 out of 100, declining)<br>\ - Flash (nvm, it's dead now!)<br>\ - ";">Messing around</a><br> - <a class="TText" onclick="this.innerHTML="\ - Repearing <s>disassembling</s> (mostly electric) gadgets. (65 out of 100)\ - ";">Messing around</a><br> - </td> - </tr> - <tr> - <td>Current Devices<br>(Click to expand)</td> - <td> - <a onclick="this.innerHTML="Self-built machine (former server of this site)<ul>\ - <li>Intel Core i7-2960XM</li>\ - <li>16GB DDR3L-1600 Samsung RAM</li>\ - <li>Supermicro X9SCV-QV4</li>\ - <li>NVIDIA RTX 2080 FE</li>\ - <li>Crucial M4-CT256M4SSD2 (256GB)</li>\ - <li>Hitachi HTS725032A9A364 (320GB)</li>\ - <li>HGST HTS721010A9E630 (1TB)</li>\ - <li>Debian GNU/Linux sid (unstable) amd64</li>\ - </ul>";">Self-built machine (former server of this site)</a><br> - <a onclick="this.innerHTML="Lenovo ThinkPad X1 yoga 1st Gen.<ul>\ - <li>Intel Core i7-6600U</li>\ - <li>16GB DDR3L-1866 Samsung RAM</li>\ - <li>Intel HD Graphics 520</li>\ - <li>512GB Samsung NVMe SSD</li>\ - <li>Gentoo GNU/Linux amd64</li>\ - <li>Windows 10 Insider Pro x64</li>\ - </ul>";">Lenovo ThinkPad X1 yoga 1st Gen.</a><br> - <a onclick="this.innerHTML="Xiao Mi MIX 3<ul>\ - <li>256GB Internal Storage</li>\ - <li>Custom built LineageOS 16</li>\ - </ul>";">Xiao Mi MIX 3</a></br> - <a onclick="this.innerHTML="Samsung Galaxy Note 4<ul>\ - <li>SM-N9100</li>\ - <li>16GB Internal Storage</li>\ - <li>Custom built LineageOS 16.0</li>\ - </ul>";">Samsung Galaxy Note 4</a></br> - <a onclick="this.innerHTML="Samsung Galaxy S III<ul>\ - <li>GT-I9300</li>\ - <li>16GB Internal Storage</li>\ - <li>LineageOS 14.1</li>\ - </ul>";">Samsung Galaxy S III</a><br> - <a onclick="this.innerHTML="Samsung Galaxy Tab 2 7.0<ul>\ - <li>GT-P3100</li>\ - <li>8GB Internal Storage</li>\ - <li>LineageOS 13.0</li>\ - </ul>";">Samsung Galaxy Tab 2 7.0</a><br> - <a onclick="this.innerHTML="Raspberry Pi 2<ul>\ - <li>8GB MicroSD Card</li>\ - <li>rev 1.1</li>\ - <li>Raspbian testing (buster)</li>\ - </ul>";">Raspberry Pi 2</a><br> - <a onclick="this.innerHTML="Raspberry Pi 3B+<ul>\ - <li>32GB MicroSD Card</li>\ - <li>Arch Linux ARM (aarch64)</li>\ - </ul>";">Raspberry Pi 3B+</a><br> - <a onclick="this.innerHTML="Raspberry Pi 4B<ul>\ - <li>4GB RAM</li>\ - <li>32GB MicroSD Card</li>\ - <li>Custom FrankenDebian (aarch64)</li>\ - </ul>";">Raspberry Pi 4B</a><br> - <a onclick="this.innerHTML="iPod Classic 120G (Modded)<ul>\ - <li>Rev. 3 logic board</li>\ - <li>128GB SSD</li>\ - <li>Rockbox</li>\ - </ul>";">iPod Classic 120G (Modded)</a><br> - <a onclick="this.innerHTML="Xiaomi MAX (DEAD)<ul>\ - <li>Standard edition</li>\ - <li>32GB Internal Storage</li>\ - <li>Stock MIUI Beta ROM</li>\ - </ul>";">Xiaomi MAX (DEAD)</a><br> - Lenovo Ideapad Y570 (defunct)<br> - BlackBerry Curve 8900<br> - NOKIA C5-03<br> - NOKIA 500 - </td> - </tr> - <tr> - <td>Wishlist</td> - <td> - Something something threadripper, or epyc<br> - <s>All kinds of vintage tech gadgets</s> - </td> - </tr> - <tr> - <td colspan="2"> - PFAQs: - <p style="text-indent:0;"> - Q1: Why is it "chirs241097" instead of "chris241097" in your usernames?<br> - A1: That was an old typo... - <br> - However according to the Haskell tutorial found at haskell.org, - <code>"chirs" == sort "chris"</code> - and is her twin nemesis. That would be a very playful joke. - <br> - Why use 'her' here? Simply because my textbook on Operating System Concepts - does so. - </p> - <p style="text-indent:0;"> - Q2: Why do the pages on your site look <i>so</i> ugly?<br> - A2: The reason is simple but "irrefutable": I simply <i>like</i> this style. - </p> - <p style="text-indent:0;"> - Q3: What the hell is the favicon of your site?<br> - A3: Well, it's a placeholder made in half a minute :). - </p> - </td> - </tr> - </table> -<div> +<div class="ubx"><div class="ubx-ll">en-0</div> +<div class="ubx-lr">This user does not understand English (or understands it with considerable difficulty).</div></div> + +<div class="ubx"><div class="ubx-ll">fr-0</div> +<div class="ubx-lr"><span title="French-language text" lang="fr-fr">Cet utilisateur ne comprend pas le français ou seulement avec des difficultés notables.</span></div></div> + +<div class="ubx"><div class="ubx-ll">zh-0</div> +<div class="ubx-lr"><span title="Chinese-language text" lang="zh-hk">此用戶無法理解中文，或難以理解中文。</span></div></div> + +<div class="ubx"><div class="ubx-ll">la-0</div> +<div class="ubx-lr"><span title="Latin-language text" lang="la">HIC·​VSOR·​LINGVAM·​LATINAM·​NON·​INTELLEGIT·​AVT·​EAM·​INTELLEGIT·​AEGRE.</span></div></div> + +<div class="ubx"><div class="ubx-ll" style="font-family:serif;font-weight:500;font-size:14px;"><div><span title="Chinese-language text" lang="zh-hk">漢字</span><br><s title="Chinese-language text" lang="zh-cn">汉字</s></div></div> +<div class="ubx-lr"><span title="Chinese-language text" lang="zh-hk">此用戶反對運動式的漢字簡化。</span></div></div> + +<div class="ubx"><div class="ubx-ll" style="font-size:24px;transform:scaleX(-1);">?</div> +<div class="ubx-lr">This about page contains sarcasm.</div></div> +</div> +<hr> +<h3><ruby>res meae<rp>(</rp><rt>facts about me</rt><rp>)</rp></ruby></h3> +<div class="ubx-container"> +<div class="ubx"><div class="ubx-ll">cs.PL</div> +<div class="ubx-lr">This user is a computer scientist wannabe.</div></div> + +<div class="ubx"><div class="ubx-ll"><img src="/ubx-rsc/icpc.svg" class="hf" alt="Logo of the International Collegiate Programming Contest"></div> +<div class="ubx-lr">This user was into competitive programming once upon a time.</div></div> + +<script> +function ubxLocalTimeInit() { + const ZONE = "America/New_York"; + //https://stackoverflow.com/a/63199512 + const getTimezoneOffset = (timeZone, date = new Date()) => { + const tz = date.toLocaleString("en", {timeZone, timeStyle: "long"}).split(" ").slice(-1)[0]; + const dateString = date.toString(); + const offset = Date.parse(`${dateString} UTC`) - Date.parse(`${dateString} ${tz}`); + return offset; + } + window.utcoffset = getTimezoneOffset(ZONE); + const formatLocalTimeISO = (d, offset) => { + const s = d.toISOString(); + const ssub = s.substring(s, s.length - 5); + if (offset == 0) { + return ssub + 'Z'; + } else { + let offsetmin = Math.floor(Math.abs(offset) / 60000); + const offsethr = Math.floor(offsetmin / 60); + offsetmin %= 60; + return ssub + (offset > 0 ? '+' : '-') + offsethr.toString().padStart(2, '0') + ':' + offsetmin.toString().padStart(2, '0'); + } + } + const updatetime = () => { + const dsre = /([0-9\-]*)(T)([0-9:.]*)(Z|[+-−][0-9:.]*)/; + let d = new Date(Date.now() + window.utcoffset); + if (d.getUTCSeconds() == 0 && d.getUTCMinutes() == 0) { + window.utcoffset = getTimezoneOffset(ZONE); + d = new Date(Date.now() + window.utcoffset); + } + const offsethrstr = "UTC" + (window.utcoffset > 0 ? '+' : '-') + Math.floor(Math.abs(window.utcoffset) / 3600000); + document.getElementById("ubx-tz").innerHTML = offsethrstr; + const m = formatLocalTimeISO(d, window.utcoffset).match(dsre); + document.getElementById("ubx-localtime-time").innerHTML = `${m[1]}<span class="datet">${m[2]}</span>${m[3]}<span class="datetz">${m[4]}</span>`; + } + document.getElementById("ubx-localtime").innerHTML = `This user's localtime is <br><span id="ubx-localtime-time"></span>.`; + document.getElementById("ubx-localtime").title = ZONE; + updatetime(); + window.setInterval(updatetime, 1000); +} +document.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded", ubxLocalTimeInit); +</script> +<div class="ubx"><div class="ubx-ll" style="white-space:unset;font-size:12px;" id="ubx-tz">UTC-4 UTC-5</div> +<div class="ubx-lr" id="ubx-localtime">The zoneinfo entry for this user's localtime is America/New_York.</div></div> + +<div class="ubx"><div class="ubx-ll" style="white-space:unset;"><span style="transform:scale(.85,1);" title="Fear of the number four">TETRA-PHOBIA</span></div> +<div class="ubx-lr">This user is of Chinese ancestry.</div></div> + +<div class="ubx"><div class="ubx-ll" lang="orv" title="Old East Slavic text meaning "word"">слово</div> +<div class="ubx-lr">This user allegedly has partial Slavic ancestry.</div></div> + +<div class="ubx"><div class="ubx-ll">1997</div> +<div class="ubx-lr">This user is a "Zillennial".</div></div> + +<div class="ubx"><div class="ubx-ll"><img src="/ubx-rsc/emoji_u1fac0.svg" width="32" alt="Anatomical heart emoji"></div> +<div class="ubx-lr">This user has a heart condition.</div></div> + +<div class="ubx"><div class="ubx-ll"><span class="crossed-out" title="3D model of oleic acid with a red X on it"><img src="/ubx-rsc/Oleic-acid-3D-vdW-sc.webp" class="hf" alt="3D model of cis-9-Octadecenoic acid"></span></div> +<div class="ubx-lr">This user is <i>not</i> cis.</div></div> + +<div class="ubx"><div class="ubx-ll"><div style="width:100%;height:100%;background:linear-gradient(to bottom,#000 25%, #a3a3a3 25% 50%, #fff 50% 75%,#800080 75%);" title="Asexuality pride flag"></div></div> +<div class="ubx-lr">This user is ace.</div></div> + +<div class="ubx"><div class="ubx-ll"><img src="/ubx-rsc/userbox_love_no.svg" class="v90" alt="Userbox with heart"></div> +<div class="ubx-lr">This about page is littered with <a rel="external" target="_blank" href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Userboxes">Userboxes</a> as seen on Wikipedia. <a href="/ubx-rsc/attributions.txt">Click me for image attributions</a>.</div></div> + +<div class="ubx"><div class="ubx-ll"><img src="/ubx-rsc/emoji_u1f452.svg" width="32" alt="Woman's hat emoji"></div> +<div class="ubx-lr">This user is not the late Queen of the United Kingdom, but still likes hats.</div></div> + +<div class="ubx"><div class="ubx-ll"><img src="/ubx-rsc/emoji_u1f4ad.svg" width="32" alt="Thought balloon emoji"></div> +<div class="ubx-lr">多行不義必自斃。<br>Unjust is doomed to destruction.</div></div> +</div> +<hr> +<h3><ruby>programmatura<rp>(</rp><rt>software</rt><rp>)</rp></ruby></h3> +<div class="ubx-container"><div class="ubx"><div class="ubx-ll">FOSS</div> +<div class="ubx-lr">This user prefers free software and has made <a href="#contribproj">contributions to multiple FOSS projects</a>.</div></div> + +<div class="ubx"><div class="ubx-ll ubx-emojislot">⌨️</div> +<div class="ubx-lr">This user can type at 90 WPM.</div></div> + +<div class="ubx"><div class="ubx-ll"><img src="/ubx-rsc/Gentoo_Linux_logo_matte.svg" class="v80" alt="Gentoo Linux Logo"></div> +<div class="ubx-lr">This user uses Gentoo Linux.</div></div> + +<div class="ubx"><div class="ubx-ll"><img src="/ubx-rsc/Openlogo-debianV2.svg" class="v80" alt="Debian GNU/Linux Logo"></div> +<div class="ubx-lr">This user runs Debian GNU/Linux on servers.</div></div> + +<div class="ubx"><div class="ubx-ll"><img src="/ubx-rsc/Arch_Linux__Crystal__icon.svg" class="v80" alt="Arch Linux Logo"></div> +<div class="ubx-lr">This user also uses Arch Linux, by the way.</div></div> + +<div class="ubx"><div class="ubx-ll"><img src="/ubx-rsc/Klickety_Cuffs.webp" class="hf" alt="A butchered Windows Logo with handcuffs"></div> +<div class="ubx-lr">This user runs Microsoft Windows under duress.</div></div> + +<div class="ubx"><div class="ubx-ll"><img src="/ubx-rsc/Userbox_Classic_Mac_OS.webp" class="v90" alt="A not very accurate rendation of the old Apple Inc Logo"></div> +<div class="ubx-lr">This user dreads macOS and all post-2015 Apple products.</div></div> + +<div class="ubx"><div class="ubx-ll"><img src="/ubx-rsc/Vimlogo.svg" class="v80" alt="Vim Logo"></div> +<div class="ubx-lr">This user uses Vim.</div></div> + +<div class="ubx"><div class="ubx-ll"><img src="/ubx-rsc/fvwm-block-logo.webp" class="vf" alt="FVWM Logo"></div> +<div class="ubx-lr">This user uses FVWM.</div></div> + +<div class="ubx"><div class="ubx-ll"><img src="/ubx-rsc/firefox.svg" class="v80" alt="Firefox Logo"></div> +<div class="ubx-lr">This website is tested on Firefox and Chromium.</div> +<div class="ubx-ll"><img src="/ubx-rsc/chromium.svg" class="v80" alt="Chromium Logo"></div></div> + +<div class="ubx"><div class="ubx-ll"><img src="/ubx-rsc/lynx.webp" style="image-rendering:pixelated;" class="v80" alt="Lynx Logo created by Brandi Weed based on a character by Conrad Wong"></div> +<div class="ubx-lr">This website is readable with <a rel="external" target="_blank" href="https://lynx.invisible-island.net/lynx.html">Lynx</a> and the like.</div></div> +</div> +<hr> +<h3><ruby>apparatus<rp>(</rp><rt>hardware</rt><rp>)</rp></ruby></h3> +<div class="ubx-container"> +<div class="ubx"><div class="ubx-ll"><img src="/ubx-rsc/IBM_TrackPoint_cr.webp" class="vf" alt="The TrackPoint on the keyboard of a ThinkPad"></div> +<div class="ubx-lr">This user owns multiple ThinkPad laptops.</div></div> + +<div class="ubx"><div class="ubx-ll"><img src="/ubx-rsc/Framework_Computer_emblem.svg" class="v80" alt="Framework Computer Logo in a circle"></div> +<div class="ubx-lr">This user has a laptop made by Framework Computer Inc.</div></div> + +<div class="ubx"><div class="ubx-ll"><img src="/ubx-rsc/Userbox_Classic_Mac_OS.webp" class="v90" alt="A not very accurate rendation of the old Apple Inc Logo"></div> +<div class="ubx-lr">This user has a PowerBook G4 but doesn't really use it any more.</div></div> + +<div class="ubx"><div class="ubx-ll"><img src="/ubx-rsc/IPod_wheel.svg" class="v90" alt="Click wheel on an iPod Classic"></div> +<div class="ubx-lr">This user has an iPod.</div></div> + +<div class="ubx"><div class="ubx-ll"><img src="/ubx-rsc/Raspberry_Pi_Logo.svg" class="v80" alt="Raspberry Pi Logo"></div> +<div class="ubx-lr">This user owns more than a dozen Raspberry Pi boards.</div></div> + +<div class="ubx"><div class="ubx-ll"><img src="/ubx-rsc/Server.svg" class="hf" alt="Icon of a generic server"></div> +<div class="ubx-lr">This user has a homelab.</div></div> + +<div class="ubx"><div class="ubx-ll"><img src="/ubx-rsc/emoji_u1f3ba.svg" width="32" alt="Trumpet emoji"></div> +<div class="ubx-lr">This user has a bunch of hardware synthesizers and doesn't know what to do with them.</div></div> + +<div class="ubx"><div class="ubx-ll"><img src="/ubx-rsc/Circle-icons-tools.svg" class="h80" alt="Icon containing a wrench and a screwdriver"></div> +<div class="ubx-lr">This user has performed component-level repairs on electronics and supports the right to repair. </div></div> +</div> +<hr> +<h3><ruby>ioci<rp>(</rp><rt>amusements</rt><rp>)</rp></ruby></h3> +<div class="ubx-container"> +<div class="ubx"><div class="ubx-ll"><img src="/ubx-rsc/Grass_Block_JE7_BE6.webp" class="v80" alt="Grass block from Minecraft"></div> +<div class="ubx-lr">This user <i>might be</i> somewhat addicted to Minecraft.</div></div> + +<div class="ubx"><div class="ubx-ll"><img src="/ubx-rsc/emoji_u262f.svg" width="32" alt="Yin yang emoji"></div> +<div class="ubx-lr">This user was an avid player of shooting games from the Touhou Project.</div></div> + +<div class="ubx"><div class="ubx-ll"><img src="/ubx-rsc/emoji_u1f62d.svg" width="32" alt="Loudly crying face emoji"></div> +<div class="ubx-lr">... but stopped playing because of massive skill issues.</div></div> + +<div class="ubx"><div class="ubx-ll"><img src="/ubx-rsc/emoji_u1f3b6.svg" width="32" alt="Multiple musical notes emoji"></div> +<div class="ubx-lr">This user is a music producer (sometimes).</div></div> + +<div class="ubx"><div class="ubx-ll"><img src="/ubx-rsc/emoji_u1f3b9.svg" width="32" alt="Musical keyboard emoji"></div> +<div class="ubx-lr">This user plays the piano (rarely).</div></div> + +<div class="ubx"><div class="ubx-ll">—</div> +<div class="ubx-lr"><i style="color:var(--link-active-fg);">This space is for rent.</i></div></div> +</div> +<hr> +<h3><ruby>linguae programmationis<rp>(</rp><rt>programming languages</rt><rp>)</rp></ruby></h3> +<div class="ubx-container"> +<div class="ubx"><div class="ubx-ll">ASM-0</div> +<div class="ubx-lr">This user does not understand assembly (or does not want to program in it).</div></div> + +<div class="ubx"><div class="ubx-ll"><span style="transform:scale(.75,1);">BASIC-0</span></div> +<div class="ubx-lr">This user does not understand BASIC (or does not want to program in it).</div></div> + +<div class="ubx"><div class="ubx-ll">C-0</div> +<div class="ubx-lr">This user does not understand C (or does not want to program in it).</div></div> + +<div class="ubx"><div class="ubx-ll">C++-0</div> +<div class="ubx-lr">This user does not understand C++ (or does not want to program in it).</div></div> + +<div class="ubx"><div class="ubx-ll">hs-0</div> +<div class="ubx-lr">This user does not understand Haskell (or does not want to program in it).</div></div> + +<div class="ubx"><div class="ubx-ll"><span style="transform:scale(.9,1);">Java-0</span></div> +<div class="ubx-lr">This user does not understand Java (or does not want to program in it).</div></div> + +<div class="ubx"><div class="ubx-ll">js-0</div> +<div class="ubx-lr">This user does not understand JavaScript (or does not want to program in it).</div></div> + +<div class="ubx"><div class="ubx-ll">ml-0</div> +<div class="ubx-lr">This user does not understand ML (or does not want to program in it).</div></div> + +<div class="ubx"><div class="ubx-ll">lua-0</div> +<div class="ubx-lr">This user does not understand Lua (or does not want to program in it).</div></div> + +<div class="ubx"><div class="ubx-ll"><span style="transform:scale(.9,1);">lisp-0</span></div> +<div class="ubx-lr">This user does not understand Lisp (or does not want to program in it).</div></div> + +<div class="ubx"><div class="ubx-ll">pas-0</div> +<div class="ubx-lr">This user does not understand Pascal (or does not want to program in it).</div></div> + +<div class="ubx"><div class="ubx-ll">php-0</div> +<div class="ubx-lr">This user does not understand PHP (or does not want to program in it).</div></div> + +<div class="ubx"><div class="ubx-ll">py-0</div> +<div class="ubx-lr">This user does not understand Python (or does not want to program in it).</div></div> + +<div class="ubx"><div class="ubx-ll">rs-0</div> +<div class="ubx-lr">This user does not understand Rust (or does not want to program in it).</div></div> +</div> +<hr> +<h3><ruby>conexiones<rp>(</rp><rt>contact</rt><rp>)</rp></ruby></h3> +<div class="ubx-container"> +<div class="ubx"><div class="ubx-ll"><img src="/ubx-rsc/emoji_u1f4ec.svg" width="32" alt="Open mailbox with raised flag emoji"></div> +<div class="ubx-lr">Send your complaints to <code style="font-weight:bold;text-decoration:underline dotted;font-size:12px;" class="TText" title="Do not use this address if your e-mail provider does not use a reliable DNS.">chris@pineapple.cat</code></div></div> + +<div class="ubx"><div class="ubx-ll"><img src="/ubx-rsc/emoji_u1f4ed.svg" width="32" alt="Open mailbox with lowered flag emoji"></div> +<div class="ubx-lr">Or to this alternative address if you can decipher it: <code style="font-weight:bold;text-decoration:underline dotted;word-break:break-all;" class="TText" title="Paste this into a POSIX-compliant shell. Sorry Windows users.">echo '49:CDac`_hfo8>2:=]4@>' | tr '\!-~' 'P-~\!-O'</code></div></div> + +<div class="ubx"><div class="ubx-ll">[ m ]</div> +<div class="ubx-lr">This user is on Matrix <br> @chirs241097:matrix.org</div></div> + +<div class="ubx"><div class="ubx-ll"><img src="/ubx-rsc/emoji_u1f511.svg" width="24" alt="Key emoji"></div> +<div class="ubx-lr"><a href="/pubkey.txt">My PGP public key</a>, if you want to use it.</div></div> +</div> +<hr> +<h3><ruby>frequenter allatae quaestiunculae<rp>(</rp><rt>frequently asked questions</rt><rp>)</rp></ruby></h3> + +<div class="qablock"> +Q1: Why is it "chirs241097" instead of "chris241097" in your usernames?<br> +A1: That was an old typo... +<br> +However according to the Haskell tutorial found at haskell.org, +<code class="TText" style="background:rgba(128,128,128,0.4);border:1px rgba(128,128,128,0.4) solid;">"chirs" == sort "chris"</code> +and is her twin nemesis. So that was an unintended, but appreciated side-effect. +<br> +Why did I use "her" here? I wish I had an answer for you! +</div> + +<div class="qablock"> +Q2: Why do the pages on your site look <i>so</i> ugly?<br> +A2: The reason is simple but "irrefutable": I simply <i>like</i> this style. +</div> + +<div class="qablock"> +Q3: What the hell is the favicon of your site?<br> +A3: Well, it's something I cobbled together in a minute, half of which was me +picking the color :). +</div> + +<div class="qablock"> +Q4: Who's that character down there?<br> +A4: <a rel="external" target="_blank" href="https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Koishi_Komeiji">Komeiji Koishi</a>, manipulator of the unconscious mind. +<br> +The illustration is created by <a rel="external" target="_blank" href="https://www.pixiv.net/users/654238">ana</a> and you may <a rel="external" target="_blank" href="https://www.pixiv.net/artworks/7768871">find the original here</a>. +</div> +</div> |