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-{
- "title":"Are you an Apple fanboy/fangirl?",
- "question":[
- {
- "initialization":[
- {
- "c":"",
- "s":"have_ios = + 0"
- },
- {
- "c":"",
- "s":"have_iph = + 0"
- },
- {
- "c":"",
- "s":"airpods_sane = + 0"
- }
- ],
- "precond":"",
- "type":"multi",
- "caption":"I have an/a...",
- "choice":[
- {
- "caption":"iPod (original/Photo/Classic)/iPod mini/iPod Nano (1G~5G)/iPod Shuffle",
- "setp":[
- {
- "c":"",
- "s":"score = + score + 1"
- }
- ],
- "setn":[]
- },
- {
- "caption":"iPod Nano (6G, 7G)/iPod touch",
- "setp":[
- {
- "c":"",
- "s":"score = + score + 1.5"
- }
- ],
- "setn":[]
- },
- {
- "caption":"iPhone",
- "setp":[
- {
- "c":"",
- "s":"score = + score + 1.5"
- },
- {
- "c":"",
- "s":"have_ios = + 1"
- },
- {
- "c":"",
- "s":"have_iph = + 1"
- }
- ],
- "setn":[]
- },
- {
- "caption":"iPhone X",
- "setp":[
- {
- "c":"| have_iph gt 0",
- "s":"score = + score + 2"
- },
- {
- "c":"| have_iph lt 1",
- "s":"score = + score + 3.5"
- },
- {
- "c":"",
- "s":"have_ios = + 1"
- }
- ],
- "setn":[]
- },
- {
- "caption":"iPad original/Mini/Air",
- "setp":[
- {
- "c":"",
- "s":"score = + score + 2"
- },
- {
- "c":"",
- "s":"have_ios = + 1"
- }
- ],
- "setn":[]
- },
- {
- "caption":"iPad Pro",
- "setp":[
- {
- "c":"",
- "s":"score = + score + 2.5"
- },
- {
- "c":"",
- "s":"have_ios = + 1"
- }
- ],
- "setn":[]
- },
- {
- "caption":"Apple Watch",
- "setp":[
- {
- "c":"| have_ios gt 0",
- "s":"score = + score + 5"
- },
- {
- "c":"| have_ios lt 1",
- "s":"score = + score + 105"
- },
- {
- "c":"",
- "s":"airpods_sane = + 1"
- }
- ],
- "setn":[]
- },
- {
- "caption":"Macintosh before 1998",
- "setp":[
- {
- "c":"",
- "s":"score = + score - 2"
- }
- ],
- "setn":[]
- },
- {
- "caption":"PowerBook or Power Mac",
- "setp":[
- {
- "c":"",
- "s":"score = + score + 0"
- }
- ],
- "setn":[]
- },
- {
- "caption":"MacBook",
- "setp":[
- {
- "c":"",
- "s":"score = + score + 2"
- },
- {
- "c":"",
- "s":"airpods_sane = + 1"
- }
- ],
- "setn":[]
- },
- {
- "caption":"MacBook Air/Pro",
- "setp":[
- {
- "c":"",
- "s":"score = + score + 1.5"
- },
- {
- "c":"",
- "s":"airpods_sane = + 1"
- }
- ],
- "setn":[]
- },
- {
- "caption":"iMac",
- "setp":[
- {
- "c":"",
- "s":"score = + score + 2"
- },
- {
- "c":"",
- "s":"airpods_sane = + 1"
- }
- ],
- "setn":[]
- },
- {
- "caption":"Mac Pro",
- "setp":[
- {
- "c":"",
- "s":"score = + score + 2.5"
- },
- {
- "c":"",
- "s":"airpods_sane = + 1"
- }
- ],
- "setn":[]
- },
- {
- "caption":"Air Pods",
- "setp":[
- {
- "c":"| airpods_sane gt 0",
- "s":"score = + score + 10"
- },
- {
- "c":"| airpods_sane lt 1",
- "s":"score = + score + 110"
- }
- ],
- "setn":[]
- },
- {
- "caption":"HomePod",
- "setp":[
- {
- "c":"| have_ios gt 0",
- "s":"score = + score + 7"
- },
- {
- "c":"| have_ios lt 1",
- "s":"score = + score + 107"
- }
- ],
- "setn":[]
- }
- ]
- },
- {
- "initialization":[],
- "precond":"",
- "type":"single",
- "caption":"I use Apple products because I am so dumb that I don't know how to use products from other vendors",
- "choice":[
- {
- "caption":"yes",
- "setp":[
- {
- "c":"",
- "s":"score = + score - 10"
- }
- ],
- "setn":[]
- },
- {
- "caption":"no",
- "setp":[
- {
- "c":"",
- "s":"score = + score + 0"
- }
- ],
- "setn":[]
- }
- ]
- },
- {
- "initialization":[],
- "precond":"",
- "type":"single",
- "caption":"I use Apple products because they are far more superior than any other vendors' products",
- "choice":[
- {
- "caption":"yes",
- "setp":[
- {
- "c":"",
- "s":"score = + score + 8"
- }
- ],
- "setn":[]
- },
- {
- "caption":"no",
- "setp":[
- {
- "c":"",
- "s":"score = + score + 0"
- }
- ],
- "setn":[]
- }
- ]
- },
- {
- "initialization":[],
- "precond":"",
- "type":"single",
- "caption":"I think Apple's products are worth all that money",
- "choice":[
- {
- "caption":"yes",
- "setp":[
- {
- "c":"",
- "s":"score = + score + 5"
- }
- ],
- "setn":[]
- },
- {
- "caption":"no",
- "setp":[
- {
- "c":"",
- "s":"score = + score - 1"
- }
- ],
- "setn":[]
- }
- ]
- },
- {
- "initialization":[],
- "precond":"",
- "type":"single",
- "caption":"Apple products suck, I have to use them for my work however",
- "choice":[
- {
- "caption":"yes",
- "setp":[
- {
- "c":"",
- "s":"score = + score - 7.5"
- }
- ],
- "setn":[]
- },
- {
- "caption":"no",
- "setp":[
- {
- "c":"",
- "s":"score = + score + 0"
- }
- ],
- "setn":[]
- }
- ]
- },
- {
- "initialization":[],
- "precond":"",
- "type":"single",
- "caption":"I think Apple respects my freedom and privacy",
- "choice":[
- {
- "caption":"yes",
- "setp":[
- {
- "c":"",
- "s":"score = + score + 10"
- }
- ],
- "setn":[]
- },
- {
- "caption":"no",
- "setp":[
- {
- "c":"",
- "s":"score = + score - 2"
- }
- ],
- "setn":[]
- }
- ]
- },
- {
- "initialization":[],
- "precond":"",
- "type":"single",
- "caption":"I bought refurbished Apple products because...",
- "choice":[
- {
- "caption":"I can't afford a normal Apple product but I really want one",
- "setp":[
- {
- "c":"",
- "s":"score = + score + 2"
- }
- ],
- "setn":[]
- },
- {
- "caption":"Finally there's an Apple product that falls into my affordable range. I took it into consideration.",
- "setp":[
- {
- "c":"",
- "s":"score = + score - 2"
- }
- ],
- "setn":[]
- },
- {
- "caption":"I do not.",
- "setp":[
- {
- "c":"",
- "s":"score = + score + 0"
- }
- ],
- "setn":[]
- }
- ]
- },
- {
- "initialization":[],
- "precond":"",
- "type":"single",
- "caption":"Keyboard on a MacBook (late 2016 and onward) is reliable and satisfying",
- "choice":[
- {
- "caption":"yes",
- "setp":[
- {
- "c":"",
- "s":"score = + score + 1"
- }
- ],
- "setn":[]
- },
- {
- "caption":"no",
- "setp":[
- {
- "c":"",
- "s":"score = + score - 1"
- }
- ],
- "setn":[]
- },
- {
- "caption":"I've never tried that",
- "setp":[
- {
- "c":"",
- "s":"score = + score + 0"
- }
- ],
- "setn":[]
- }
- ]
- },
- {
- "initialization":[],
- "precond":"",
- "type":"single",
- "caption":"I think that Apple products are more secure and resistant to malware attacks.",
- "choice":[
- {
- "caption":"yes",
- "setp":[
- {
- "c":"",
- "s":"score = + score + 2"
- }
- ],
- "setn":[]
- },
- {
- "caption":"no",
- "setp":[
- {
- "c":"",
- "s":"score = + score - 2"
- }
- ],
- "setn":[]
- }
- ]
- },
- {
- "initialization":[],
- "precond":"",
- "type":"single",
- "caption":"I am an Apple fanboy/fangirl.",
- "choice":[
- {
- "caption":"yes",
- "setp":[
- {
- "c":"",
- "s":"score = + score + 1"
- }
- ],
- "setn":[]
- },
- {
- "caption":"no",
- "setp":[
- {
- "c":"",
- "s":"score = + score - 1"
- }
- ],
- "setn":[]
- }
- ]
- }
- ],
- "verdict":[
- {
- "caption":"<h2>Apple Hater.</h2><p>This world needs more sanity like you.</p>",
- "precond":"| score lt -4"
- },
- {
- "caption":"<h2>What Apple?</h2><p>Just stay this way.</p>",
- "precond":"| score geq -4 & score lt 4"
- },
- {
- "caption":"<h2>Apple Adorer.</h2><p>No.</p>",
- "precond":"| score geq 4 & score lt 7"
- },
- {
- "caption":"<h2>Apple Fan.</h2><p>Stop it. Get some help.</p><p><a href=\"https://youtu.be/fkkDvKGcNSo?t=1081\">https://youtu.be/fkkDvKGcNSo?t=1081</a></p>",
- "precond":"| score geq 7 & score lt 20"
- },
- {
- "caption":"<h2>Incurable Apple Fan.</h2><p>Fuck off. Nothing will help.</p>",
- "precond":"| score geq 20"
- }
- ]
-}
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