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diff --git a/blog/data/applefan.json b/blog/data/applefan.json deleted file mode 100644 index e8e09f9..0000000 --- a/blog/data/applefan.json +++ /dev/null @@ -1,526 +0,0 @@ -{ - "title":"Are you an Apple fanboy/fangirl?", - "question":[ - { - "initialization":[ - { - "c":"", - "s":"have_ios = + 0" - }, - { - "c":"", - "s":"have_iph = + 0" - }, - { - "c":"", - "s":"airpods_sane = + 0" - } - ], - "precond":"", - "type":"multi", - "caption":"I have an/a...", - "choice":[ - { - "caption":"iPod (original/Photo/Classic)/iPod mini/iPod Nano (1G~5G)/iPod Shuffle", - "setp":[ - { - "c":"", - "s":"score = + score + 1" - } - ], - "setn":[] - }, - { - "caption":"iPod Nano (6G, 7G)/iPod touch", - "setp":[ - { - "c":"", - "s":"score = + score + 1.5" - } - ], - "setn":[] - }, - { - "caption":"iPhone", - "setp":[ - { - "c":"", - "s":"score = + score + 1.5" - }, - { - "c":"", - "s":"have_ios = + 1" - }, - { - "c":"", - "s":"have_iph = + 1" - } - ], - "setn":[] - }, - { - "caption":"iPhone X", - "setp":[ - { - "c":"| have_iph gt 0", - "s":"score = + score + 2" - }, - { - "c":"| have_iph lt 1", - "s":"score = + score + 3.5" - }, - { - "c":"", - "s":"have_ios = + 1" - } - ], - "setn":[] - }, - { - "caption":"iPad original/Mini/Air", - "setp":[ - { - "c":"", - "s":"score = + score + 2" - }, - { - "c":"", - "s":"have_ios = + 1" - } - ], - "setn":[] - }, - { - "caption":"iPad Pro", - "setp":[ - { - "c":"", - "s":"score = + score + 2.5" - }, - { - "c":"", - "s":"have_ios = + 1" - } - ], - "setn":[] - }, - { - "caption":"Apple Watch", - "setp":[ - { - "c":"| have_ios gt 0", - "s":"score = + score + 5" - }, - { - "c":"| have_ios lt 1", - "s":"score = + score + 105" - }, - { - "c":"", - "s":"airpods_sane = + 1" - } - ], - "setn":[] - }, - { - "caption":"Macintosh before 1998", - "setp":[ - { - "c":"", - "s":"score = + score - 2" - } - ], - "setn":[] - }, - { - "caption":"PowerBook or Power Mac", - "setp":[ - { - "c":"", - "s":"score = + score + 0" - } - ], - "setn":[] - }, - { - "caption":"MacBook", - "setp":[ - { - "c":"", - "s":"score = + score + 2" - }, - { - "c":"", - "s":"airpods_sane = + 1" - } - ], - "setn":[] - }, - { - "caption":"MacBook Air/Pro", - "setp":[ - { - "c":"", - "s":"score = + score + 1.5" - }, - { - "c":"", - "s":"airpods_sane = + 1" - } - ], - "setn":[] - }, - { - "caption":"iMac", - "setp":[ - { - "c":"", - "s":"score = + score + 2" - }, - { - "c":"", - "s":"airpods_sane = + 1" - } - ], - "setn":[] - }, - { - "caption":"Mac Pro", - "setp":[ - { - "c":"", - "s":"score = + score + 2.5" - }, - { - "c":"", - "s":"airpods_sane = + 1" - } - ], - "setn":[] - }, - { - "caption":"Air Pods", - "setp":[ - { - "c":"| airpods_sane gt 0", - "s":"score = + score + 10" - }, - { - "c":"| airpods_sane lt 1", - "s":"score = + score + 110" - } - ], - "setn":[] - }, - { - "caption":"HomePod", - "setp":[ - { - "c":"| have_ios gt 0", - "s":"score = + score + 7" - }, - { - "c":"| have_ios lt 1", - "s":"score = + score + 107" - } - ], - "setn":[] - } - ] - }, - { - "initialization":[], - "precond":"", - "type":"single", - "caption":"I use Apple products because I am so dumb that I don't know how to use products from other vendors", - "choice":[ - { - "caption":"yes", - "setp":[ - { - "c":"", - "s":"score = + score - 10" - } - ], - "setn":[] - }, - { - "caption":"no", - "setp":[ - { - "c":"", - "s":"score = + score + 0" - } - ], - "setn":[] - } - ] - }, - { - "initialization":[], - "precond":"", - "type":"single", - "caption":"I use Apple products because they are far more superior than any other vendors' products", - "choice":[ - { - "caption":"yes", - "setp":[ - { - "c":"", - "s":"score = + score + 8" - } - ], - "setn":[] - }, - { - "caption":"no", - "setp":[ - { - "c":"", - "s":"score = + score + 0" - } - ], - "setn":[] - } - ] - }, - { - "initialization":[], - "precond":"", - "type":"single", - "caption":"I think Apple's products are worth all that money", - "choice":[ - { - "caption":"yes", - "setp":[ - { - "c":"", - "s":"score = + score + 5" - } - ], - "setn":[] - }, - { - "caption":"no", - "setp":[ - { - "c":"", - "s":"score = + score - 1" - } - ], - "setn":[] - } - ] - }, - { - "initialization":[], - "precond":"", - "type":"single", - "caption":"Apple products suck, I have to use them for my work however", - "choice":[ - { - "caption":"yes", - "setp":[ - { - "c":"", - "s":"score = + score - 7.5" - } - ], - "setn":[] - }, - { - "caption":"no", - "setp":[ - { - "c":"", - "s":"score = + score + 0" - } - ], - "setn":[] - } - ] - }, - { - "initialization":[], - "precond":"", - "type":"single", - "caption":"I think Apple respects my freedom and privacy", - "choice":[ - { - "caption":"yes", - "setp":[ - { - "c":"", - "s":"score = + score + 10" - } - ], - "setn":[] - }, - { - "caption":"no", - "setp":[ - { - "c":"", - "s":"score = + score - 2" - } - ], - "setn":[] - } - ] - }, - { - "initialization":[], - "precond":"", - "type":"single", - "caption":"I bought refurbished Apple products because...", - "choice":[ - { - "caption":"I can't afford a normal Apple product but I really want one", - "setp":[ - { - "c":"", - "s":"score = + score + 2" - } - ], - "setn":[] - }, - { - "caption":"Finally there's an Apple product that falls into my affordable range. I took it into consideration.", - "setp":[ - { - "c":"", - "s":"score = + score - 2" - } - ], - "setn":[] - }, - { - "caption":"I do not.", - "setp":[ - { - "c":"", - "s":"score = + score + 0" - } - ], - "setn":[] - } - ] - }, - { - "initialization":[], - "precond":"", - "type":"single", - "caption":"Keyboard on a MacBook (late 2016 and onward) is reliable and satisfying", - "choice":[ - { - "caption":"yes", - "setp":[ - { - "c":"", - "s":"score = + score + 1" - } - ], - "setn":[] - }, - { - "caption":"no", - "setp":[ - { - "c":"", - "s":"score = + score - 1" - } - ], - "setn":[] - }, - { - "caption":"I've never tried that", - "setp":[ - { - "c":"", - "s":"score = + score + 0" - } - ], - "setn":[] - } - ] - }, - { - "initialization":[], - "precond":"", - "type":"single", - "caption":"I think that Apple products are more secure and resistant to malware attacks.", - "choice":[ - { - "caption":"yes", - "setp":[ - { - "c":"", - "s":"score = + score + 2" - } - ], - "setn":[] - }, - { - "caption":"no", - "setp":[ - { - "c":"", - "s":"score = + score - 2" - } - ], - "setn":[] - } - ] - }, - { - "initialization":[], - "precond":"", - "type":"single", - "caption":"I am an Apple fanboy/fangirl.", - "choice":[ - { - "caption":"yes", - "setp":[ - { - "c":"", - "s":"score = + score + 1" - } - ], - "setn":[] - }, - { - "caption":"no", - "setp":[ - { - "c":"", - "s":"score = + score - 1" - } - ], - "setn":[] - } - ] - } - ], - "verdict":[ - { - "caption":"<h2>Apple Hater.</h2><p>This world needs more sanity like you.</p>", - "precond":"| score lt -4" - }, - { - "caption":"<h2>What Apple?</h2><p>Just stay this way.</p>", - "precond":"| score geq -4 & score lt 4" - }, - { - "caption":"<h2>Apple Adorer.</h2><p>No.</p>", - "precond":"| score geq 4 & score lt 7" - }, - { - "caption":"<h2>Apple Fan.</h2><p>Stop it. Get some help.</p><p><a href=\"https://youtu.be/fkkDvKGcNSo?t=1081\">https://youtu.be/fkkDvKGcNSo?t=1081</a></p>", - "precond":"| score geq 7 & score lt 20" - }, - { - "caption":"<h2>Incurable Apple Fan.</h2><p>Fuck off. Nothing will help.</p>", - "precond":"| score geq 20" - } - ] -} |