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+{
+ "title":"Are you an Apple fanboy/fangirl?",
+ "question":[
+ {
+ "initialization":[
+ {
+ "c":"",
+ "s":"have_ios = + 0"
+ },
+ {
+ "c":"",
+ "s":"have_iph = + 0"
+ },
+ {
+ "c":"",
+ "s":"airpods_sane = + 0"
+ }
+ ],
+ "precond":"",
+ "type":"multi",
+ "caption":"I have an/a...",
+ "choice":[
+ {
+ "caption":"iPod (original/Photo/Classic)/iPod mini/iPod Nano (1G~5G)/iPod Shuffle",
+ "setp":[
+ {
+ "c":"",
+ "s":"score = + score + 1"
+ }
+ ],
+ "setn":[]
+ },
+ {
+ "caption":"iPod Nano (6G, 7G)/iPod touch",
+ "setp":[
+ {
+ "c":"",
+ "s":"score = + score + 1.5"
+ }
+ ],
+ "setn":[]
+ },
+ {
+ "caption":"iPhone",
+ "setp":[
+ {
+ "c":"",
+ "s":"score = + score + 1.5"
+ },
+ {
+ "c":"",
+ "s":"have_ios = + 1"
+ },
+ {
+ "c":"",
+ "s":"have_iph = + 1"
+ }
+ ],
+ "setn":[]
+ },
+ {
+ "caption":"iPhone X",
+ "setp":[
+ {
+ "c":"| have_iph gt 0",
+ "s":"score = + score + 2"
+ },
+ {
+ "c":"| have_iph lt 1",
+ "s":"score = + score + 3.5"
+ },
+ {
+ "c":"",
+ "s":"have_ios = + 1"
+ }
+ ],
+ "setn":[]
+ },
+ {
+ "caption":"iPad original/Mini/Air",
+ "setp":[
+ {
+ "c":"",
+ "s":"score = + score + 2"
+ },
+ {
+ "c":"",
+ "s":"have_ios = + 1"
+ }
+ ],
+ "setn":[]
+ },
+ {
+ "caption":"iPad Pro",
+ "setp":[
+ {
+ "c":"",
+ "s":"score = + score + 2.5"
+ },
+ {
+ "c":"",
+ "s":"have_ios = + 1"
+ }
+ ],
+ "setn":[]
+ },
+ {
+ "caption":"Apple Watch",
+ "setp":[
+ {
+ "c":"| have_ios gt 0",
+ "s":"score = + score + 5"
+ },
+ {
+ "c":"| have_ios lt 1",
+ "s":"score = + score + 105"
+ },
+ {
+ "c":"",
+ "s":"airpods_sane = + 1"
+ }
+ ],
+ "setn":[]
+ },
+ {
+ "caption":"Macintosh before 1998",
+ "setp":[
+ {
+ "c":"",
+ "s":"score = + score - 2"
+ }
+ ],
+ "setn":[]
+ },
+ {
+ "caption":"PowerBook or Power Mac",
+ "setp":[
+ {
+ "c":"",
+ "s":"score = + score + 0"
+ }
+ ],
+ "setn":[]
+ },
+ {
+ "caption":"MacBook",
+ "setp":[
+ {
+ "c":"",
+ "s":"score = + score + 2"
+ },
+ {
+ "c":"",
+ "s":"airpods_sane = + 1"
+ }
+ ],
+ "setn":[]
+ },
+ {
+ "caption":"MacBook Air/Pro",
+ "setp":[
+ {
+ "c":"",
+ "s":"score = + score + 1.5"
+ },
+ {
+ "c":"",
+ "s":"airpods_sane = + 1"
+ }
+ ],
+ "setn":[]
+ },
+ {
+ "caption":"iMac",
+ "setp":[
+ {
+ "c":"",
+ "s":"score = + score + 2"
+ },
+ {
+ "c":"",
+ "s":"airpods_sane = + 1"
+ }
+ ],
+ "setn":[]
+ },
+ {
+ "caption":"Mac Pro",
+ "setp":[
+ {
+ "c":"",
+ "s":"score = + score + 2.5"
+ },
+ {
+ "c":"",
+ "s":"airpods_sane = + 1"
+ }
+ ],
+ "setn":[]
+ },
+ {
+ "caption":"Air Pods",
+ "setp":[
+ {
+ "c":"| airpods_sane gt 0",
+ "s":"score = + score + 10"
+ },
+ {
+ "c":"| airpods_sane lt 1",
+ "s":"score = + score + 110"
+ }
+ ],
+ "setn":[]
+ },
+ {
+ "caption":"HomePod",
+ "setp":[
+ {
+ "c":"| have_ios gt 0",
+ "s":"score = + score + 7"
+ },
+ {
+ "c":"| have_ios lt 1",
+ "s":"score = + score + 107"
+ }
+ ],
+ "setn":[]
+ }
+ ]
+ },
+ {
+ "initialization":[],
+ "precond":"",
+ "type":"single",
+ "caption":"I use Apple products because I am so dumb that I don't know how to use products from other vendors",
+ "choice":[
+ {
+ "caption":"yes",
+ "setp":[
+ {
+ "c":"",
+ "s":"score = + score - 10"
+ }
+ ],
+ "setn":[]
+ },
+ {
+ "caption":"no",
+ "setp":[
+ {
+ "c":"",
+ "s":"score = + score + 0"
+ }
+ ],
+ "setn":[]
+ }
+ ]
+ },
+ {
+ "initialization":[],
+ "precond":"",
+ "type":"single",
+ "caption":"I use Apple products because they are far more superior than any other vendors' products",
+ "choice":[
+ {
+ "caption":"yes",
+ "setp":[
+ {
+ "c":"",
+ "s":"score = + score + 8"
+ }
+ ],
+ "setn":[]
+ },
+ {
+ "caption":"no",
+ "setp":[
+ {
+ "c":"",
+ "s":"score = + score + 0"
+ }
+ ],
+ "setn":[]
+ }
+ ]
+ },
+ {
+ "initialization":[],
+ "precond":"",
+ "type":"single",
+ "caption":"I think Apple's products are worth all that money",
+ "choice":[
+ {
+ "caption":"yes",
+ "setp":[
+ {
+ "c":"",
+ "s":"score = + score + 5"
+ }
+ ],
+ "setn":[]
+ },
+ {
+ "caption":"no",
+ "setp":[
+ {
+ "c":"",
+ "s":"score = + score - 1"
+ }
+ ],
+ "setn":[]
+ }
+ ]
+ },
+ {
+ "initialization":[],
+ "precond":"",
+ "type":"single",
+ "caption":"Apple products suck, I have to use them for my work however",
+ "choice":[
+ {
+ "caption":"yes",
+ "setp":[
+ {
+ "c":"",
+ "s":"score = + score - 7.5"
+ }
+ ],
+ "setn":[]
+ },
+ {
+ "caption":"no",
+ "setp":[
+ {
+ "c":"",
+ "s":"score = + score + 0"
+ }
+ ],
+ "setn":[]
+ }
+ ]
+ },
+ {
+ "initialization":[],
+ "precond":"",
+ "type":"single",
+ "caption":"I think Apple respects my freedom and privacy",
+ "choice":[
+ {
+ "caption":"yes",
+ "setp":[
+ {
+ "c":"",
+ "s":"score = + score + 10"
+ }
+ ],
+ "setn":[]
+ },
+ {
+ "caption":"no",
+ "setp":[
+ {
+ "c":"",
+ "s":"score = + score - 2"
+ }
+ ],
+ "setn":[]
+ }
+ ]
+ },
+ {
+ "initialization":[],
+ "precond":"",
+ "type":"single",
+ "caption":"I bought refurbished Apple products because...",
+ "choice":[
+ {
+ "caption":"I can't afford a normal Apple product but I really want one",
+ "setp":[
+ {
+ "c":"",
+ "s":"score = + score + 2"
+ }
+ ],
+ "setn":[]
+ },
+ {
+ "caption":"Finally there's an Apple product that falls into my affordable range. I took it into consideration.",
+ "setp":[
+ {
+ "c":"",
+ "s":"score = + score - 2"
+ }
+ ],
+ "setn":[]
+ },
+ {
+ "caption":"I do not.",
+ "setp":[
+ {
+ "c":"",
+ "s":"score = + score + 0"
+ }
+ ],
+ "setn":[]
+ }
+ ]
+ },
+ {
+ "initialization":[],
+ "precond":"",
+ "type":"single",
+ "caption":"Keyboard on a MacBook (late 2016 and onward) is reliable and satisfying",
+ "choice":[
+ {
+ "caption":"yes",
+ "setp":[
+ {
+ "c":"",
+ "s":"score = + score + 1"
+ }
+ ],
+ "setn":[]
+ },
+ {
+ "caption":"no",
+ "setp":[
+ {
+ "c":"",
+ "s":"score = + score - 1"
+ }
+ ],
+ "setn":[]
+ },
+ {
+ "caption":"I've never tried that",
+ "setp":[
+ {
+ "c":"",
+ "s":"score = + score + 0"
+ }
+ ],
+ "setn":[]
+ }
+ ]
+ },
+ {
+ "initialization":[],
+ "precond":"",
+ "type":"single",
+ "caption":"I think that Apple products are more secure and resistant to malware attacks.",
+ "choice":[
+ {
+ "caption":"yes",
+ "setp":[
+ {
+ "c":"",
+ "s":"score = + score + 2"
+ }
+ ],
+ "setn":[]
+ },
+ {
+ "caption":"no",
+ "setp":[
+ {
+ "c":"",
+ "s":"score = + score - 2"
+ }
+ ],
+ "setn":[]
+ }
+ ]
+ },
+ {
+ "initialization":[],
+ "precond":"",
+ "type":"single",
+ "caption":"I am an Apple fanboy/fangirl.",
+ "choice":[
+ {
+ "caption":"yes",
+ "setp":[
+ {
+ "c":"",
+ "s":"score = + score + 1"
+ }
+ ],
+ "setn":[]
+ },
+ {
+ "caption":"no",
+ "setp":[
+ {
+ "c":"",
+ "s":"score = + score - 1"
+ }
+ ],
+ "setn":[]
+ }
+ ]
+ }
+ ],
+ "verdict":[
+ {
+ "caption":"<h2>Apple Hater.</h2><p>This world needs more sanity like you.</p>",
+ "precond":"| score lt -4"
+ },
+ {
+ "caption":"<h2>What Apple?</h2><p>Just stay this way.</p>",
+ "precond":"| score geq -4 & score lt 4"
+ },
+ {
+ "caption":"<h2>Apple Adorer.</h2><p>No.</p>",
+ "precond":"| score geq 4 & score lt 7"
+ },
+ {
+ "caption":"<h2>Apple Fan.</h2><p>Stop it. Get some help.</p><p><a href=\"https://youtu.be/fkkDvKGcNSo?t=1081\">https://youtu.be/fkkDvKGcNSo?t=1081</a></p>",
+ "precond":"| score geq 7 & score lt 20"
+ },
+ {
+ "caption":"<h2>Incurable Apple Fan.</h2><p>Fuck off. Nothing will help.</p>",
+ "precond":"| score geq 20"
+ }
+ ]
+}
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