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+<!DOCTYPE HTML>
+<html>
+<head>
+<meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8">
+<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width">
+<title>Chrisoft::Error!</title>
+<link rel="icon" href="/favicon.png">
+<link rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" href="/common.css">
+<script type="text/javascript">
+var link=document.createElement("link");
+var thm=document.cookie.replace(new RegExp("(?:(?:^|.*;\\s*)thm\\s*\\=\\s*([^;]*).*$)|^.*$"),"$1");
+switch(thm)
+{
+ case "day":
+ link.href="/colors-day.css";
+ break;
+ case "night":
+ link.href="/colors-night.css";
+ break;
+ case "auto":
+ default:
+ var c=new Date();
+ if(c.getHours()>=6&&c.getHours()<18)
+ link.href = "/colors-day.css";
+ else
+ link.href = "/colors-night.css";
+ break;
+}
+link.type="text/css";
+link.rel="stylesheet";
+document.getElementsByTagName("head")[0].appendChild(link);
+</script>
+</head>
+<body class="TText">
+<h1>503!!</h1>
+<h2>Service Unavailable</h2>
+<p>Your maid went on a strike together with my server and me.
+Fire her!</p>
+<p>--chris</p>
+<hr>
+<em>Shitty Apache httpd on my shitty sever</em>
+</body>