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-rw-r--r--err/403.html42
-rw-r--r--err/404.html43
-rw-r--r--err/500.html42
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diff --git a/err/400.html b/err/400.html
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-<!DOCTYPE HTML>
-<html>
-<head>
-<meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8">
-<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width">
-<title>Chrisoft::Error!</title>
-<link rel="icon" href="/favicon.png">
-<link rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" href="/common.css">
-<script type="text/javascript">
-var link=document.createElement("link");
-var thm=document.cookie.replace(new RegExp("(?:(?:^|.*;\\s*)thm\\s*\\=\\s*([^;]*).*$)|^.*$"),"$1");
-switch(thm)
-{
- case "day":
- link.href="/colors-day.css";
- break;
- case "night":
- link.href="/colors-night.css";
- break;
- case "auto":
- default:
- var c=new Date();
- if(c.getHours()>=6&&c.getHours()<18)
- link.href = "/colors-day.css";
- else
- link.href = "/colors-night.css";
- break;
-}
-link.type="text/css";
-link.rel="stylesheet";
-document.getElementsByTagName("head")[0].appendChild(link);
-</script>
-</head>
-<body class="TText">
-<h1>400!!</h1>
-<h2>Bad Request</h2>
-<p>You've just made a really naughty request. Maybe I'll buy you a toy
-instead?</p>
-<p>--chris</p>
-<hr>
-<em>Shitty Apache httpd on my shitty sever</em>
-</body>
diff --git a/err/403.html b/err/403.html
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--- a/err/403.html
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@@ -1,42 +0,0 @@
-<!DOCTYPE HTML>
-<html>
-<head>
-<meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8">
-<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width">
-<title>Chrisoft::Error!</title>
-<link rel="icon" href="/favicon.png">
-<link rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" href="/common.css">
-<script type="text/javascript">
-var link=document.createElement("link");
-var thm=document.cookie.replace(new RegExp("(?:(?:^|.*;\\s*)thm\\s*\\=\\s*([^;]*).*$)|^.*$"),"$1");
-switch(thm)
-{
- case "day":
- link.href="/colors-day.css";
- break;
- case "night":
- link.href="/colors-night.css";
- break;
- case "auto":
- default:
- var c=new Date();
- if(c.getHours()>=6&&c.getHours()<18)
- link.href = "/colors-day.css";
- else
- link.href = "/colors-night.css";
- break;
-}
-link.type="text/css";
-link.rel="stylesheet";
-document.getElementsByTagName("head")[0].appendChild(link);
-</script>
-</head>
-<body class="TText">
-<h1>403!!</h1>
-<h2>Forbidden</h2>
-<p>You're not allowed to do that.</p>
-<p>I'm so sorry.</p>
-<p>--chris</p>
-<hr>
-<em>Shitty Apache httpd on my shitty sever</em>
-</body>
diff --git a/err/404.html b/err/404.html
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index 50b2474..0000000
--- a/err/404.html
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,43 +0,0 @@
-<!DOCTYPE HTML>
-<html>
-<head>
-<meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8">
-<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width">
-<title>Chrisoft::Error!</title>
-<link rel="icon" href="/favicon.png">
-<link rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" href="/common.css">
-<script type="text/javascript">
-var link=document.createElement("link");
-var thm=document.cookie.replace(new RegExp("(?:(?:^|.*;\\s*)thm\\s*\\=\\s*([^;]*).*$)|^.*$"),"$1");
-switch(thm)
-{
- case "day":
- link.href="/colors-day.css";
- break;
- case "night":
- link.href="/colors-night.css";
- break;
- case "auto":
- default:
- var c=new Date();
- if(c.getHours()>=6&&c.getHours()<18)
- link.href = "/colors-day.css";
- else
- link.href = "/colors-night.css";
- break;
-}
-link.type="text/css";
-link.rel="stylesheet";
-document.getElementsByTagName("head")[0].appendChild(link);
-</script>
-</head>
-<body class="TText">
-<h1>404!!</h1>
-<h2>Not Found</h2>
-<p>You have reached the Void. There's nothing here and your health
-just started decreasing.</p>
-<p>Run away!</p>
-<p>--chris</p>
-<hr>
-<em>Shitty Apache httpd on my shitty sever</em>
-</body>
diff --git a/err/500.html b/err/500.html
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index a00b0ca..0000000
--- a/err/500.html
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,42 +0,0 @@
-<!DOCTYPE HTML>
-<html>
-<head>
-<meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8">
-<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width">
-<title>Chrisoft::Error!</title>
-<link rel="icon" href="/favicon.png">
-<link rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" href="/common.css">
-<script type="text/javascript">
-var link=document.createElement("link");
-var thm=document.cookie.replace(new RegExp("(?:(?:^|.*;\\s*)thm\\s*\\=\\s*([^;]*).*$)|^.*$"),"$1");
-switch(thm)
-{
- case "day":
- link.href="/colors-day.css";
- break;
- case "night":
- link.href="/colors-night.css";
- break;
- case "auto":
- default:
- var c=new Date();
- if(c.getHours()>=6&&c.getHours()<18)
- link.href = "/colors-day.css";
- else
- link.href = "/colors-night.css";
- break;
-}
-link.type="text/css";
-link.rel="stylesheet";
-document.getElementsByTagName("head")[0].appendChild(link);
-</script>
-</head>
-<body class="TText">
-<h1>500!!</h1>
-<h2>Internal Server Error</h2>
-<p>Maybe you've just crashed my shitty CGI program.
-Either report it, or just start abusing it!</p>
-<p>--chris</p>
-<hr>
-<em>Shitty Apache httpd on my shitty sever</em>
-</body>
diff --git a/err/502.html b/err/502.html
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index 427c96d..0000000
--- a/err/502.html
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,42 +0,0 @@
-<!DOCTYPE HTML>
-<html>
-<head>
-<meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8">
-<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width">
-<title>Chrisoft::Error!</title>
-<link rel="icon" href="/favicon.png">
-<link rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" href="/common.css">
-<script type="text/javascript">
-var link=document.createElement("link");
-var thm=document.cookie.replace(new RegExp("(?:(?:^|.*;\\s*)thm\\s*\\=\\s*([^;]*).*$)|^.*$"),"$1");
-switch(thm)
-{
- case "day":
- link.href="/colors-day.css";
- break;
- case "night":
- link.href="/colors-night.css";
- break;
- case "auto":
- default:
- var c=new Date();
- if(c.getHours()>=6&&c.getHours()<18)
- link.href = "/colors-day.css";
- else
- link.href = "/colors-night.css";
- break;
-}
-link.type="text/css";
-link.rel="stylesheet";
-document.getElementsByTagName("head")[0].appendChild(link);
-</script>
-</head>
-<body class="TText">
-<h1>502!!</h1>
-<h2>Bad Gateway</h2>
-<p>You've entered the wrong door. Or there's nothing but a wall behind
-it.</p>
-<p>--chris</p>
-<hr>
-<em>Shitty Apache httpd on my shitty sever</em>
-</body>
diff --git a/err/503.html b/err/503.html
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--- a/err/503.html
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,42 +0,0 @@
-<!DOCTYPE HTML>
-<html>
-<head>
-<meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8">
-<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width">
-<title>Chrisoft::Error!</title>
-<link rel="icon" href="/favicon.png">
-<link rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" href="/common.css">
-<script type="text/javascript">
-var link=document.createElement("link");
-var thm=document.cookie.replace(new RegExp("(?:(?:^|.*;\\s*)thm\\s*\\=\\s*([^;]*).*$)|^.*$"),"$1");
-switch(thm)
-{
- case "day":
- link.href="/colors-day.css";
- break;
- case "night":
- link.href="/colors-night.css";
- break;
- case "auto":
- default:
- var c=new Date();
- if(c.getHours()>=6&&c.getHours()<18)
- link.href = "/colors-day.css";
- else
- link.href = "/colors-night.css";
- break;
-}
-link.type="text/css";
-link.rel="stylesheet";
-document.getElementsByTagName("head")[0].appendChild(link);
-</script>
-</head>
-<body class="TText">
-<h1>503!!</h1>
-<h2>Service Unavailable</h2>
-<p>Your maid went on a strike together with my server and me.
-Fire her!</p>
-<p>--chris</p>
-<hr>
-<em>Shitty Apache httpd on my shitty sever</em>
-</body>
diff --git a/err/504.html b/err/504.html
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--- a/err/504.html
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@@ -1,43 +0,0 @@
-<!DOCTYPE HTML>
-<html>
-<head>
-<meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8">
-<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width">
-<title>Chrisoft::Error!</title>
-<link rel="icon" href="/favicon.png">
-<link rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" href="/common.css">
-<script type="text/javascript">
-var link=document.createElement("link");
-var thm=document.cookie.replace(new RegExp("(?:(?:^|.*;\\s*)thm\\s*\\=\\s*([^;]*).*$)|^.*$"),"$1");
-switch(thm)
-{
- case "day":
- link.href="/colors-day.css";
- break;
- case "night":
- link.href="/colors-night.css";
- break;
- case "auto":
- default:
- var c=new Date();
- if(c.getHours()>=6&&c.getHours()<18)
- link.href = "/colors-day.css";
- else
- link.href = "/colors-night.css";
- break;
-}
-link.type="text/css";
-link.rel="stylesheet";
-document.getElementsByTagName("head")[0].appendChild(link);
-</script>
-</head>
-<body class="TText">
-<h1>504!!</h1>
-<h2>Gateway Timeout</h2>
-<p>The door opened, however you saw the whole history of the humankind
-through it.</p>
-<p>But not the page you are looking for.</p>
-<p>--chris</p>
-<hr>
-<em>Shitty Apache httpd on my shitty sever</em>
-</body>