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+Endings
+-------
+Endings are checked from top to bottom. The first
+statisfied one will be the final ending.
+
+Jailed
+No more Windows 10 for you.
+(Permanently Jailed)
+
+Micro$oft Tycoon
+You're going to fire your boss.
+(>=50000 copies of Windows 10 sold && global
+reputation > 10)
+
+Micro$oft Rival
+Apple is going to hire you as you destroyed
+Micro$oft.
+(>=10000 copies of Windows 10 sold && global
+reputation < -10)
+
+Micro$oft Gang
+Being in the jail will not stop you.
+(>=10000 copies of Windows 10 sold && in jail
+detention on day 90)
+
+Mediocre Run
+Do it worse, I dare you.
+(>=10000 copies of Windows 10 sold)
+
+Micro$oft Antagonist
+Microsoft would be pleased as you don't really
+work for them.
+(<10000 copies of Windows 10 sold && global
+reputation < -7)
+
+Delution
+You did it. You didn't.
+(<10000 copies of Windows 10 sold, but recorded
+>=10000 || inflation factor +)
+
+Fired
+You're fired by your boss so that you will suffer
+no more.
+(<10000 copies of Windows 10 sold)
+
+Achievements
+------------
+
+Breaking the rules
+Make the game running in any OS other than Windows 10
+
+Playing cowardly
+Reach an ending with bad behaviors turned off
+
+Bug or feature
+Sometimes you have to crash the game to advance
+
+Hot stuff
+烫烫烫烫烫烫烫
+(Fix encoding of your sells data)
+
+BSOD
+Best-Selling Orange Drink
+
+No operating system, no problem
+Recover from the "operating system not found" hoax
+
+First copy sold
+Sell your first copy of Windows 10 in the game
+
+One of a hundredth and counting
+Sell 100 copies of Windows 10 in the game
+
+Goal accomplished
+Fulfill you game goal
+(Sell 10000 copies of Windows 10 in the game)
+
+Just another cookie clicker
+The truth of this game
+(Sell 100000 copies of Windows 10 in the game)
+
+Hacker
+Happy hacking
+(Sell 10000 copies of Windows 10 in the first x days of the game)
+
+Steady stream of customers
+Sell 10 copies of Windows 10 in a single day
+
+Barely countable
+Sell 100 copies of Windows 10 in a single day
+
+The next marketing master
+Sell 500 copies of Windows 10 in a single day
+
+Bad player
+Play so bad that the protagonist realizes it
+
+A dream
+You think you've got it, huh?
+
+Awake from delusion
+(Sort the sales data when inflation factor is >10.)
+
+Everybody hates Windows 10
+Get an average reputation of -32 or lower
+
+Nobody likes Windows 10
+Get a reputation of -20 or lower
+
+Windows 10 Ubiquity
+Get a reputation of 20 or higher
+
+Windows 10 Omnipresence
+Get an average reputation of 32 or higher