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Endings
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Endings are checked from top to bottom. The first
statisfied one will be the final ending.
Jailed
No more Windows 10 for you.
(Permanently Jailed)
Micro$oft Tycoon
You're going to fire your boss.
(>=50000 copies of Windows 10 sold && global
reputation > 10)
Micro$oft Rival
Apple is going to hire you as you destroyed
Micro$oft.
(>=10000 copies of Windows 10 sold && global
reputation < -10)
Micro$oft Gang
Being in the jail will not stop you.
(>=10000 copies of Windows 10 sold && in jail
detention on day 90)
Mediocre Run
Do it worse, I dare you.
(>=10000 copies of Windows 10 sold)
Micro$oft Antagonist
Microsoft would be pleased as you don't really
work for them.
(<10000 copies of Windows 10 sold && global
reputation < -7)
Delution
You did it. You didn't.
(<10000 copies of Windows 10 sold, but recorded
>=10000 || inflation factor +)
Fired
You're fired by your boss so that you will suffer
no more.
(<10000 copies of Windows 10 sold)
Achievements
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Breaking the rules
Make the game running in any OS other than Windows 10
Playing cowardly
Reach an ending with bad behaviors turned off
Bug or feature
Sometimes you have to crash the game to advance
Hot stuff
烫烫烫烫烫烫烫
(Fix encoding of your sells data)
BSOD
Best-Selling Orange Drink
No operating system, no problem
Recover from the "operating system not found" hoax
First copy sold
Sell your first copy of Windows 10 in the game
One of a hundredth and counting
Sell 100 copies of Windows 10 in the game
Goal accomplished
Fulfill you game goal
(Sell 10000 copies of Windows 10 in the game)
Just another cookie clicker
The truth of this game
(Sell 100000 copies of Windows 10 in the game)
Hacker
Happy hacking
(Sell 10000 copies of Windows 10 in the first x days of the game)
Steady stream of customers
Sell 10 copies of Windows 10 in a single day
Barely countable
Sell 100 copies of Windows 10 in a single day
The next marketing master
Sell 500 copies of Windows 10 in a single day
Bad player
Play so bad that the protagonist realizes it
A dream
You think you've got it, huh?
Awake from delusion
(Sort the sales data when inflation factor is >10.)
Everybody hates Windows 10
Get an average reputation of -32 or lower
Nobody likes Windows 10
Get a reputation of -20 or lower
Windows 10 Ubiquity
Get a reputation of 20 or higher
Windows 10 Omnipresence
Get an average reputation of 32 or higher
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