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diff --git a/design_doc/script.text b/design_doc/script.text new file mode 100644 index 0000000..17ffd1a --- /dev/null +++ b/design_doc/script.text @@ -0,0 +1,159 @@ +10000 Copies of Windows 10 +(2017 Edition) +Script + +W_general +WARNING: THIS IS ONLY A GAME! +I wasn't being serious through the whole game +except this dialog! +Whenever you get scared (if this game managed +to scare anybody somehow), just keep in mind: +THIS IS ONLY A GAME! +*Also the entire storyline is fabricated. +>OK, I'll not blame the author if my computer +>went up in flames. + +W_malwarebehavior +WARNING: this game sometimes simulates malware +and bad behaviors of Windows, including random +reboots, BSODs and modification of boot items. +None of these will really break your computer or +eat your files though, unless you're working on +a document when the game crashes and reboots your +computer (or you have encountered a bug)! +If you are not convinced, just play it in a virtual +machine or do not play it at all (which is the best +choice). +Also this game is of alpha quality, so playing in +a virtual machine is highly recommended. +>Please, do not scare me (disables bad behavior) +>(NOT RECOMMENDED) +-- +>I'm brave enough! + +W_malbehaviordisabling +You are about to disable bad behavior... +This effectively prevent you from accessing some +achievements and endings. You might want to +playing this game inside a virtual machine. +Are you sure to turn off bad behavior? +> Yes, turn bad behavior off +-- +> Nope, keep it on + +W_copyleft +Before you modding this game: +This game is free software. Basically that means +you can take the source code and modify as you like, +as long as it is covered by the original license +if you release it to public. Also, no warranty of +any kind. Read the LICENSE file for details. +>NOBODY IS GOING TO MOD YOUR SHITTY GAME! + +S_w10req +As a Microsoft employee, you know you should have +been using Windows 10 since its launch! +>Okay I'll install Windows 10 right now + +M_MainMenu +> Continue +-- +> New Game +-- +> Achievements +-- +> Options +-- +> Quit + +M_OptionMenu +> Music 0~10 +-- +> Sound Effects 0~10 +-- +> Bad behaviors on/off +-- +> Back + +S_background +You're a low-tier marketing staff working for Microsoft +China. Your boss just found out that Windows 10 had +barely reached half of Windows 7's market share in China +and he was really bothered by the fact. He then made up +the mind to kick all low-tier marketing staff out of their +cozy offices and gave each of them 10000 copies of +Windows 10 to sell within 90 days. Are you up to the job? + +I_general ++---------------------------------------------------------+ +| | +| | +| | +| Image | +| | +| | +| | ++----------------------------------------------+----------+ +| Text area | | +| | stats | +| | | +| | | ++----------------------------------------------+----------+ + +I_date +Day x + +I_newcityarrival +City x + +Q_jobselect_start +You are now out of your office. You don't really know what +to do next. Soon you realized that you need to do something for +your living. What's your plan? + +> Just hawking on the streets -> next scene +> find a job at a computer store + -> your Microsoft uniform looks like a huge threat to the + local computer dealers. They refused to work with you. +> start a microsoft store + -> don't you realized that this is unrealistic? + +Q_jobselect +You are now in city x. What's your next step? +> Just hawking on the streets +> find a job at a computer store +> start a microsoft store + +Q_jobselect_visited +Isn't it great to return to a familiar place! What are you +going to do? + +Q_jobselect_msstore +Apparently the employees in your microsoft store knew that +you will arrive in advance, and now they are at the station +to give you a warm welcome! +> fine... thanks? + +Q_dailyquotafailed +You failed your daily sales goal yesterday... +Would you like to resign right now, or resign tonight? +>I give up -> ordinary game crash +-- +>Postpone 10 hours! -> nothing + +Q_wannabigcry +Payment will be Whoopsie-daisy! Your sales data have +DOUBLED in been encrypted! +xxxxx + +You'll lose your Send ¥6666 worth of Windows 10 Pro +job in product keys to this mail address to +xxxxx get them back! + your_boss@microsoft.com +>I won't fall for this scam! ... oh wait they are really +encrypted?... +(Sending product key: loses ¥6666: game crashes, get secret + combination and recover sales data + Sending bigcry (a lot of them, each one has 1% chance to + terminate this): recovers sales data) + |