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10000 Copies of Windows 10
(2017 Edition)
Script
W_general
WARNING: THIS IS ONLY A GAME!
I wasn't being serious through the whole game
except this dialog!
Whenever you get scared (if this game managed
to scare anybody somehow), just keep in mind:
THIS IS ONLY A GAME!
*Also the entire storyline is fabricated.
>OK, I'll not blame the author if my computer
>went up in flames.
W_malwarebehavior
WARNING: this game sometimes simulates malware
and bad behaviors of Windows, including random
reboots, BSODs and modification of boot items.
None of these will really break your computer or
eat your files though, unless you're working on
a document when the game crashes and reboots your
computer (or you have encountered a bug)!
If you are not convinced, just play it in a virtual
machine or do not play it at all (which is the best
choice).
Also this game is of alpha quality, so playing in
a virtual machine is highly recommended.
>Please, do not scare me (disables bad behavior)
>(NOT RECOMMENDED)
--
>I'm brave enough!
W_malbehaviordisabling
You are about to disable bad behavior...
This effectively prevent you from accessing some
achievements and endings. You might want to
playing this game inside a virtual machine.
Are you sure to turn off bad behavior?
> Yes, turn bad behavior off
--
> Nope, keep it on
W_copyleft
Before you modding this game:
This game is free software. Basically that means
you can take the source code and modify as you like,
as long as it is covered by the original license
if you release it to public. Also, no warranty of
any kind. Read the LICENSE file for details.
>NOBODY IS GOING TO MOD YOUR SHITTY GAME!
S_w10req
As a Microsoft employee, you know you should have
been using Windows 10 since its launch!
>Okay I'll install Windows 10 right now
M_MainMenu
> Continue
--
> New Game
--
> Achievements
--
> Options
--
> Quit
M_OptionMenu
> Music 0~10
--
> Sound Effects 0~10
--
> Bad behaviors on/off
--
> Back
S_background
You're a low-tier marketing staff working for Microsoft
China. Your boss just found out that Windows 10 had
barely reached half of Windows 7's market share in China
and he was really bothered by the fact. He then made up
the mind to kick all low-tier marketing staff out of their
cozy offices and gave each of them 10000 copies of
Windows 10 to sell within 90 days. Are you up to the job?
I_general
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I_date
Day x
I_newcityarrival
City x
Q_jobselect_start
You are now out of your office. You don't really know what
to do next. Soon you realized that you need to do something for
your living. What's your plan?
> Just hawking on the streets -> next scene
> find a job at a computer store
-> your Microsoft uniform looks like a huge threat to the
local computer dealers. They refused to work with you.
> start a microsoft store
-> don't you realized that this is unrealistic?
Q_jobselect
You are now in city x. What's your next step?
> Just hawking on the streets
> find a job at a computer store
> start a microsoft store
Q_jobselect_visited
Isn't it great to return to a familiar place! What are you
going to do?
Q_jobselect_msstore
Apparently the employees in your microsoft store knew that
you will arrive in advance, and now they are at the station
to give you a warm welcome!
> fine... thanks?
Q_dailyquotafailed
You failed your daily sales goal yesterday...
Would you like to resign right now, or resign tonight?
>I give up -> ordinary game crash
--
>Postpone 10 hours! -> nothing
Q_wannabigcry
Payment will be Whoopsie-daisy! Your sales data have
DOUBLED in been encrypted!
xxxxx
You'll lose your Send ¥6666 worth of Windows 10 Pro
job in product keys to this mail address to
xxxxx get them back!
your_boss@microsoft.com
>I won't fall for this scam! ... oh wait they are really
encrypted?...
(Sending product key: loses ¥6666: game crashes, get secret
combination and recover sales data
Sending bigcry (a lot of them, each one has 1% chance to
terminate this): recovers sales data)
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